Got Caught Clamping at the Gym
So I’m in the gym shower doing my post-workout workout, and some dipshit doesn’t respect the closed curtain and barges in. I’m tied off.
I say, Dude, get the fuck out!
He’s like, Man, I didn’t know you were (mumble mumble).
I didn’t give a shit. Didn’t even lose stride. I tightened the tie-off and dove back into the workout, even jacked off afterward to mark my fucking territory.
My give-a-fuck tank is running on fumes. I’m about out for this lifetime.