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Got Caught Clamping at the Gym

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Got Caught Clamping at the Gym

So I’m in the gym shower doing my post-workout workout, and some dipshit doesn’t respect the closed curtain and barges in. I’m tied off.

I say, Dude, get the fuck out!

He’s like, Man, I didn’t know you were (mumble mumble).

I didn’t give a shit. Didn’t even lose stride. I tightened the tie-off and dove back into the workout, even jacked off afterward to mark my fucking territory.

My give-a-fuck tank is running on fumes. I’m about out for this lifetime.

- Saul

Hardcore Saul!

I’ve been out of fucks about a year now. So I imagine when I’m wiser, like you, I imagine it’ll be a negative balance by then. Fucking boss, man.


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This is very serious, you just exposed the ultimate girth exercise to the world (:


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Originally Posted by Lenny
This is very serious, you just exposed the ultimate girth exercise to the world (:


Ah yes. But he doesn’t give a fuck. He’s right out of fucks.

If everyone in the changing room starts looking at him funny, he’ll know word has got around and he will probably have to give demonstrations! :D

The showers in my gym are open ‘gang’ showers (typical and common in the UK; we are not as shy as the USA seems to be) and almost everyone under 60 gives their cock a good stretch and jelq to fluff it up a bit when they get into the showers, under the guise of ‘washing it’. No one wants to stand there looking turtled. In the shower at home, who washes their penis first? Never seen anyone clamping or jacking off all the way in the showers though…. :rolling:


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Originally Posted by saulgoode45
even jacked off afterward to mark my fucking territory.

Before or after you turned the water off for the day? lol


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LMAO! Going hard in the paint! Literally!

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Good story. If you did have a fuck left to give it certainly wasn’t worth wasting on him. It could of been worse, he could of tried to help ya. lololol.

You picked a very odd place to clamp and even an odder place to jack off. Are you sure you didn’t want to get caught? You know, the thrill of discovery.


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Originally Posted by gprent
You picked a very odd place to clamp and even an odder place to jack off. Are you sure you didn’t want to get caught? You know, the thrill of discovery.

Maybe the thrill of discovery helps EQ?


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Lol!

Originally Posted by 8x6Dream
Maybe the thrill of discovery helps EQ?

Nah, I have a wife and kids. The gym is the only time I have in my day when someone is not supposed to barge in on me. Still, like the toddler at home, some guy busts in during my me-time.

Wankers, all of them. That’s what I get for working out at a low-cost rec center instead of a real gym. Freaking old guys and a whole clan of Vietnamese ping-pongers who like to sing in the shower in their native tongue.

But you can’t stop me, no matter who you are!

I like the one quote about feeling the sore, or you’re just masturbating. Maybe I need to get more sore.

- Saul

Excellent story. Side kick awaits for any fool who want to barge in on my PE sessions.


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Curr: Aug 2017 BPEL: 6.625" MEG: 5.5625" (5' - 9" 239 lb)

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This is the best thing I’ve read all day!! What we’re you Clamping with at the time? Do you think he knew you were doing something to your dick? By that I mean, did he get a funny look on his face as his eyes averted to your cock? This is great. And an ultimate win for the PE world!

So good to hear there are others out there also “not giving a flying fuck” about what others might think of this stuff. Some people actually know I’ve got an extender, and it bothered me in the beginning as it wasn’t my intention to let anyone know but life happened and some people are just to snoopy for their own good, I think.

Anyways now I just don’t care and I’m doing a combined extender/manual routine focusing on stretching and length, with some jelqing added in for thickness and blood flow.

My flaccid is bigger than it used to be and come summer time I’ll be showing it off, somehow, don’t care if someone get’s “offended”. I mean, so fucking what. I got offended by the snoopiness of some people, but guess what, nothing happened. I just simply got offended.

I’m also in this shit for life and been doing it on and off for 6-7 years by now, don’t remember exactly when I started out. Let’s just say I was known under another alias/forum name some years ago but so much has happened to me and in my life that I felt like having a new go at it, under a new name as well.

But damn, time sure does fly by, so trying to appreciate everything I do and every day a bit more than I used to do.

Originally Posted by firegoat
Ah yes. But he doesn’t give a fuck. He’s right out of fucks.

If everyone in the changing room starts looking at him funny, he’ll know word has got around and he will probably have to give demonstrations! :D

The showers in my gym are open ‘gang’ showers (typical and common in the UK; we are not as shy as the USA seems to be) and almost everyone under 60 gives their cock a good stretch and jelq to fluff it up a bit when they get into the showers, under the guise of ‘washing it’. No one wants to stand there looking turtled. In the shower at home, who washes their penis first? Never seen anyone clamping or jacking off all the way in the showers though…. :rolling:

Haha, yes! This is too fucking true, everyone does it. No one want’s to look like the smallest guy in the showers. Difference is we’ve just taken the “fluffing” to another level I guess.

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