It occurred to me that we need a way to do 2 things:
1. Measure the pressure of a jelq.
2. Measure the percent erection level.
So we need a jelqing glove that has fluid filled chambers in it. The chambers have some sort of pressure gauge so one can tell how much pressure is currently being exerted.
This glove would then be wired to an inflatable ring that would go over the penis and measure erection level. (Like a little blood pressure cuff that would inflate for just a quick second every so often.)
Then a display could be developed to show the correct amount of pressure for the current erection level. Maybe something like airplane landing strip lights?
You would calibrate the thing yourself.
I started posting this for fun, but after I writing it sounds a little less crazy, but only a little.
The Jelqmaster 3000?
Sept. 4, '07: BPEL 6.875 inches, EG widest 5.25
Goal: Double digits