Fastest one inch Bruce Lee

But yes, you have started a troll thread. lol

Trim off five extra inches of penis.
Paint remaining one inch of penis with a racing stripe.
It will be so fast you can hardly see it!

Could be moon?

LOL

Amongst other things, jelqing has been frustrating recently, as I keep having to miss too many days on end due to hiding that I PE, so I feel the past 3months Jelqing has been a waste of time. I can stretch when and where I want. I just want a big fucking dick!

GOD, I hope it won’t take a whole year. I know I am impaitent but sex would so much better and satisfying with that extra inch.. And half.

Thought about an ADS but just will not fit into my active lifestyle tbh. I am going into intense stretching manual stretching straight away - sorry that’s what I have to do. I will go easy at first. Next month I will make a bib hanger and will use that most days I guess. Is it important to stretch in ALL directions? Or is just forward ok?

Hmm.. Wonder if anyone has gained an inch in one month just by manual stretching every day.

Your military training was at the golf driving range?

All you will do is very rapidly toughen up the tissues of your penis to the point where they can withstand the amount of force you are applying. At which point your gains, if you have achieved any at all by that point, will stop dead.

In other words, the adaptation from that approach is not growth, but toughening. Growth has to be coaxed - if you want long term gains, you have to do the minimum you can that gives you adaptation (growth). Doing more just hastens the point at which you need to take a long deconditioning break so that the tissues lose some tensile strength; but after a decon break, the tissues have memory and toughen very fast again. The other likely scenario is an injury. Which ever way you look at it, going straight into an intense manual stretch routine is a lose/lose situation.

I learned the hard way - I jumped in intense and after the first couple of weeks thought ‘wow this is amazing, I’ll grow an inch in 3 months at this rate’. After 2 months gains stopped as the toughening happened. I ended up having to hang and all sorts just to get the gains I could have got from easy manuals if I had been patient. Eventually I took a year off from any PE to fully decondition, then started very slowly with manuals, and I stuck to that approach; it is by far the best.

What firegoat said! Take it to heart. There are many postings here at Thunder’s that document that brick wall you will hit like a runaway train. Initial gains. Maybe. Then no gain. You lose. If you want to win, run the race that is laid out for newbies. Every once in a while someone gains big from the newbie routine. Maybe they never pulled their penis before or their body is that much different from most of us. The point is you should try it before you damage your potential.

Good luck!

You don’t have the privacy to jelq but you can manage a hanging routine? I am a big fan of hanging. But be aware the time investment is way more than manual PE.

You have latched onto a training harder means more gains mindset. It isn’t true and could get you a broken penis. Best case and you toughen up your trout like FG mentioned.

A training approach that might help you. Attempt to do PE every damn day. Now you don’t actually want to do PE every day, but make the attempt. Have absolutely no scheduled days off.

I’ve found two very quick and effective methods of gaining those hard to obtain extra inches. First, measure in centimeters. Don’t convert. You’ll be extremely pleased when your 6” penis suddenly jumps to over 15 centimeters! Another excellent method is to use “internet inches”. These inches are exactly the same as regular inches but differ in that you get a +2 length bonus and your stamina is increased but you get a -5 modifier to your charisma and have to roll at least a 15d20 to convince others that you’re being honest.

Honestly, it’s going to take time. Accept it or accept your size. That’s pretty much it.

THANKS firegoat, and all!

Alllllllrightythen - I’ll do 10min of milder, manual stretching every day for 4 months, then see if I have gained. Then, harder longer pulls for next 4 months. Then later maybe throw in some hanging too. This “deconditioning” sounds scary!

@Thickhouse. Yeah true, I guess it doesn’t make sense for the penis to grow noticeably longer really fast; even without magic penis pills hahaha.

The more the dick adapts, the more force you have to put. But I’m not sure about firegoat’s theory. I mean: it gets tough but doesn’t stretch? Maybe.

Anyway, after a while, doing the workouts really becomes a bitch, because hands and forearms get really tired trying to put the sufficient force. But keep this in mind: use heating (infrared for example) and some oils to aid (olive oil, and some others maybe).

And if you start, finish it. Unless you work consistently for at least 2 weeks (preferably 3), just don’t waste your time and energy. In my experience, I’ve seen gains this way.

Good luck.

kaan - true to my belief that consistency for 2-3 weeks minimum is holy grail. I like to mix techniques in but the basic routine is holy! Holy shit I grew! Holy shit that hurt! Holy shit I’m glad I didn’t injure myself before I knew of the risks I was taking. LOL :)

It’s force/intensity that causes toughening. Sure, start with 10 mins, but keep slowly adding to the time. (Adding time does not cause nearly the toughening that increasing force does).

When you are doing the max amount of time that you can easily do, move to Phase 2. Reduce the time back to 10 or 15 mins, but increase the force a little, and change your ‘supplemental’ exercise. (To start with your supplemental exercise should be jelqing - and I firmly believe that jelqing should always be part of your routine whatever else you do; it stretches the tissues gently laterally and longitudinally, which makes them more ‘pliable’, and it gets oxygen and nutrients into the tissues). At Phase 2 you may want to reduce the jelqing and add another manual exercise from the PE Videos etc. It’s a good idea to change your supplemental exercise ever 6-8 weeks.

So although diving into a high intensity routine is not a good idea, you can still do plenty of PE. Oh, and throwing in one quite a bit higher intensity session every couple of weeks doesn’t do any harm. ;) I also like to take a week off every 6-8 weeks, usually before a change of Phase. :)

The theory does make a lot of sense, even though, I am still tempted to pull the hell out of it every day.

I have Bruce Lee-like (haha sorry) forearms and grip. Really - I do though. Deadlift is around 400lbs x 6 reps @ 180lbs (steroids?? NEVER!).

Sounds good :)

I would never totally give up on jelqing; Just have to reduce frequency, and change method.

Thanks again :)

It is an old truism of combat. From broken terrain running to the rifle range; full speed is often much slower than the uninitiated think. It has bled over into many aspects of civilian life and sports as well.

You mentioned a Bib and doing 10 2 minute sets. What do you hope to accomplish by that? I hung 3 hours a day - that is 9 20 minute sets. I gained 1 inch in a year or so