My date with Hair Removal cream!
Did a bit of shopping earlier and figured I’d give hair removal cream a go. Found a cream that comes in a roll-on bottle but I didn’t read the back before buying it.
It says not to use on head, face, nostrils, ears or genital regions. Well that’s exactly why I got it. Tested a small patch first and no allergic reaction or burning sensation. Sweet!
Applied the cream and waited. And waited. And waited. By the 4 minute mark my scrotum started to tingle but nothing painful, or at least nothing I couldn’t handle. So far the rest of the pubic region felt fine.
After about 9 minutes I began wiping the hair away. Wow! It was falling away in big clumps. Then I wiped my balls. :warp: Argh! It wasn’t as bad as the time I got chilli on my dick but man it is uncomfortable (in a funny kind of way)! After all the hair and cream had been wiped away I jumped in the shower and washed it all away using lukewarm water.
After the shower my scrotum is swollen and looks red and angry. A liberal application of a vitamin E gel and it feels fine, still looks angry but feels fine.
Overall I’m quite happy with the results (minus the angry red balls) and I’m going to do it again in 2 days time but I’ll tweeze the hair on my balls instead. There seems to be a bit of stubble in some spots and a few fine hairs didn’t seem to go. At least I won’t be getting any more ingrown hairs from shaving or tweezing.
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