Real World Reality Check
As many of you probably already know, I went well over a year with no sex whatsoever—ever since I started PEing. I Started at 6.25” BP x 5”, and am now at 8x5.75”. During this whole period, I’ve been judging how big is big by the comments of other Thunder’s Place posters. Several months ago I decided I needed to do some real world testing. I decided to experiment with escorts as an easy way to quickly sample a cross section of different types of women. I was especially interested in sampling different races.
It is a good thing I did, because it turns out Thunder’s is some kind of alternate reality, or something. The average member’s perspective seems a bit warped. I am not even considered big on this site—pretty much of an average Joe. Real world testing on very experienced women has shown otherwise. Here are the transcripts:
ME: “I brought my own condom.” (After Looking up and seeing that she already had a Magnum in her hand). “Oh, never mind, you already have the right kind.”
HER: “Yeah, I can’t imagine putting a regular one on THAT!” (She then proceeded to lube the shit out of her pussy as insurance, I guess).
HER: After thirty minutes she said she needed to stop to go get a Tylenol because her “stomach hurt.” Said she was a little worried when she first saw it, but didn’t want to say anything. (Said it felt really good for a while, but then started to hurt).
HER: “Oh, you’re a big boy!”
ME: Really? How big are most guys?
HER: “Most guys are A LOT skinnier and shorter too. They come to about here (pointing to a spot on my dick that would be about 5.75-6.0” BP).
ME: (Later) You sure are wet!
HER: That’s because you’ve been making me cum, LOL.
ME: So you like them big?
HER: “YES, it works better that way!”
HER: “You’re bigger than what I’m used to.”
Girl # 6
“Be careful putting it in, I’m scared! I wasn’t expecting that. A dick that size is VERY RARE!” (She then held my base for the first few minutes while she got herself acclimated).
Girl # 7
HER: “You’re too big. I can’t take that.”
ME: “It’s not that big. It will be OK, I’ll go slow… [and lots off other stuff trying to convince her that my dick wasn’t big, LOL.”
HER: “I’ve seen LOTS of dicks, and that’s HUGE! I’ve only ever seen two others that big, but both were black guys.” (She is a black girl). I only let one of them fuck me, and I bled afterwards—never again!”
At only a “mere” 5.75” girth, I already can only wear Magnum XL’s with comfort. I think I can push that to 6” and still be OK, but beyond that, I’ll be out of luck. What the hell do guys with greater than 6” girth do if they are not married or have a steady girlfriend? I know that 6”+ girth is astronomically rare, or at least ONE company in the world would market a condom for guys that size. But here on Thunders, 6” is the MINIMUM guys go for—most want 6.5” to 7.0”!
At 5.75” girth, I already get too much tooth action in every BJ, and am close to loosing it altogether if I go much further.
Some notes on stereotypes:
Stereotype: “Black girls are loose”
Tests say: Definitely NOT true. Both black girls were tighter than average
Stereotype: Asian women are tight!
Test says: All I can say is that the Asian escort was, without a doubt, the tightest I’ve ever had, and damn did that pussy feel good! She was the only girl that I had zero sensitivity problems with! She was the one that was “scared,” BTW.