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True what you said about black chicks. That’s some of the tightest poontang out there, much to my surprise. She wasn’t an escort, just a regular “round the way” girl I met at work. She also told me I was big, too…but if you guys know me, then you know that fell on deaf ears.

But yeah. Black chick had a nice tight pussy. Good stuff. Holla!!

Oh yeah Mushroom, about your field test… very interesting. It sort of offers a glimmer of hope, yet at the same time depresses me because I’m not there yet. At least it provided some insight as to what measurement will hurt a girl.

Becoming.... Godsize

Last edited by Prickle : 09-06-2003 at .


You still doing the escorts my friend?

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

OK I feel it’s MY DUTY AS A MEMBER to balance out Mushroom’s reality of the board., so here goes…

I’m a short asian guy. 43 yrs. old. Great shape but hung-up with penis size ALL OF MY LIFE. I started out 5”BPEL x 4.5”EG in mid-April and now I’m 5.7”BPEL x 4.75”EG.

I had my first sexual experience at 19 yrs old but I didn’t go all the way because I knew I was too small - even though she didn’t mind that but I did
( I just lied to her saying that she wasn’t special enough to take my virginity ). We just fooled around orally and stuff. I could stick half my hand inside her with almost no problem and I was a little disapointed that I could not get the last joint of my thumb in her, which would’ve sucked in my arm to PARTS UNKNOWN. She was a porker at 5’3” and 180 lbs and been with lots of guys but a very nice person. My perception of the vagina was warped because I saw in my mom’s medical books diagrams of gynecology exams with the entire hand in there as if it were no big feat to slip that in and I really wanted to feel those other organs in there. By the way, half of my hand constitutes and 8” girth so I guess fisting territory begins at 9” girth.

I stayed away from trying to get laid until I could get a bigger dick which I was convinced I could if I got that Chartham Method with those penis pumps in the back of those porno mags. I’ve pumped on and off since 1983 with only temporary results ( up to 5.25 x 5 ). I even made my own several years ago, custom fit. Still have it.

I lost my virginity when I was 22 ( 1982 ) to a very nice girl who was 5’0” 120 lbs. ( big in the hips ) She didn’t know if she was going to stay with her boyfriend ( a long distance relationship ) so I guess she was cheating on him when she was with me. Anyway she mentioned how small I was compared to her boyfiend - the only other guy she’d been with. Found out later he was 7.75”. I believed her cause she said she would have to have her back flat on the bed ( missionary without the pelvis up ) to accept all of him. My small dick didn’t bother her that much - she went on top and hammered her pubic bone against mine( kinda hurt! ) until she came. But I didn’t come in her that first time and I told her I would not use a condom ( I didn’t tell her because she felt loose to me ) so that basically killed any future sex since she didn’t want any other form of birth control but a condom.

I had 2 other partners before I met my wife. They liked me for me. I think women who want to be with you don’t care if you have a 5” dick. It’s the slam-bam-thank-you mammers that make it an issue although I’m not 100% positive on that since I never had those types ( but always wanted to ).

My small dick kept me from being with enough women to sow my wild oats.
I remember using that pump in grad school college ( age 23 - 25 )while being high on pot, looking at porno, and heavy metal music in the headphones( 2 - 3 times a week for 2 years ). I would get so fucking horny, it wasn’t funny. Deep into a 1 hr. intense pot, pump, & metal session, as I would grind into the pump rim, I would get this weird groaning weightlifting-type noise coming out of me that was more pain than pleasure. The pot would intensify EVERYTHING. My porno was hard and soft core clippings taped up on black posterboards in collage fashion - actually very artistic. I had at least 4 posterboards pinned up in the walls of a small bathroom. I would run warm water on my dick for 5 min and then wet jelq ( they called it milking back then ) for 15 min. ( NOT ENOUGH - I FIND OUT NOW ). Then I would pump for about 1 hr. The first song in those cassettes would be either “Baba O Reilly” or “The Hellion / Electric Eye” ( Judas Priest ). Powered by the pleasure of the pump, my pot-induced mind would spin off into this totally erotic parallel universe that I created.

Besides looking at pictures of spread-eageld pussy, I could gaze into the eyes and face of a woman in a picture and an entire fantasy dialogue between her and me would spring into life, making my cock even harder in that pump. It felt like it would explode. Half-an-hour later, by the time the live version of “Paranoid” ( Ozzy with Randy Rhodes )would saw into my head, the pre-come would ooze. It was a throbbing, silently roaring animal and the pot would make its skin tingle with life. ( When I wouldn’t feel so upbeat, I would pop in a tape of live ZZ-Top/Deguello tour ). When I would finish myself off after a session, those were the most certifiably insane orgasms I’ve ever had in my life. My friends, if you do this long enough with any fantasy you will vow to yourself YOU WILL GET THIS DONE IF ITS THE LAST THING YOU DO. In my spare time, I would go to adult bookstores to add to my porno collection, being very particular of which kind of erotic shots deliver the best fantasy in those sessions.

OK so the Chartham method I read about in the 70s with the heat, semi-jelq, and pump method was only temporary. What’s next? SURGERY! A couple of articles convinced me that this was the way to go. Unfortunately at the time ( 1987 ) I was a few years too early since there was no “known” surgeons in the Los Angeles area doing this yet. I ended up with a urologist who performed the procedure of cutting the ligs but he lied to me and just took out a small piece of lig tissue ( replaced by scarring later on ) instead. It turns out now it was for my own good that he did NOT cut the ligs. My right testicle tends to ride higher and I still feel a tightness when I do an erect stretch to the left. I just needed $5000 for a real penis lengthening surgery.

It’s 16 yrs later and I don’t have $5000 to plop down. But thanks to those spam emails I now no longer wish any further surgery since those emails led me to discover penis enlargement pills ( VP-RX - a ripoff! ), PE forum, and then THE HOLY LAND!!!! In 10 wks of mainly dry jelquing I gained .25 in length. I agree with the rubber band theory of build length first then girth, so now I just exclusively hang. I gained almost a half inch in length from hanging since 7/1/03. It’s closer to 5.75 than 5.5 in length so call it 5.7. I was hanging 5x/wk. for 1 hr. each time ( 15 - 20 min. sessions ). My progress seems to have slowed but I’m now drilling into my head Bib’s theory of lig fatigue using drop-down sets ( that’s bodybuilding terminology ), using the heavy weight for about an hour and then dropping down weight as fatigue sets in. I AM OBSESSED WITH MY ASSAULT ON SIX INCHES! Being “over the hill” I have recently supplemented with creatine ( 5g daily ) and arginine ( 5g morning and another 5g at night ) which refills my load quick which keeps my dick feeling more “awake” and girthy.

Thank you, Thunder, for having the presence of mind to create this site ( let me know if you need another server! ). I have never and will never divulge some of the info I have regurgitated here to any human being unless I meet some of you wonderful people. Even though I have not smoked pot since 1986 ( started in 1978 ), my obsession with penis size has kept me in my parallel universe so long, I still can’t believe I am relating to this website as part of the real world especially when the ( western ) real world still perceives natural penis enlargement to be a myth :( . After decades of this, I can’t believe I just slapped on over a half-inch of length and a quarter-inch of girth in under 5 months. I am walking on air. I can feel my life changing. I can feel my mind changing. It’s as if I’m turning 23 again.

Since I have a “shallow” wife, my goal is 7 x 6. THERE! I hope to have succeded in injecting reality back into the board by showing that some of its members still only have TWO LEGS!!

When I hit 6 inches in length, my fantasy will collide with my reality.
Here’s a crazy thought: maybe someday we’ll meet at a PE convention wearing nametags.

Sorry for rambling on,…………………but this is totally epic. :)

Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

That surely qualifies as an epic post! :D

Good luck to you. 7x6 is not that far away if you want it bad enough.

Chicken, that was one of the most powerful posts I’ve ever read… You are gaining great ground already and for sure will hit your goals and past that… It’s odd how each of us has found Thunder’s place forums, the things that led up to it… So good to have you hear…


Wow! What a post! That was a very entertaining read. I just love hearing long success stories.

Good luck on your gains. Hopefully we can both share stories like this one at the end of the road.


STATS | G O A L : 8.5" x 6" BPEL | STORY

Back into PE after 3 year pause

Re: Wow, I must be huge

Originally posted by azfat8
After reading everyones post about size, it may me think that maybe I am big enough. The wife has alwaus said that I am huge. Ok I am 8 inches long by a very fat 7 inches of girth at mid shaft. I'm very close to 8 inches of girth at the base. but I can't seem to get that In. I have NOT found a condom that fits. The magnu _x large is too small and I can not roll it down my shaft. Since I am married, rubbers are not used, but I had to buy some just too see if I fit. I do not fit in any size.

Hmm, just maybe you are big enough.Are you sure though, maybe you need a few more inches.You probably need more girth than anything else.

Pot, Heavy Metal, and PE.

You’re doing something right, my man!

Becoming.... Godsize

Chicken that post was absolutely the most powerfull story I’ve ever read.

Thank you for posting it!


Thanks for sharing your life with us bro! It’s nice to have a place like thunders where you can share shit you can’t even tell you best real world friend. You will get 6-7 and more if you want it.

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Thanks for all the kind words.

Hmmm…maybe I’ll go to the Pumper’s Forum and show them what they can do with their time while pumping…

Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Let me say why the SIX INCH BARRIER is so important.

All my life ( and your’s too ), we’ve heard the average penis size is 6”.
Now coming from the short end of the stick, I see the SIX INCH BARRIER as a gateway into the real world where I can FINALLY be an “average guy”. So you see, it comes from a world of inadequacy, therefore, it symbolizes an end to a psychological “problem”.

You guys here that start out in the 6 inch range and aim for 8”+ are looking at it as to be greater than average, super human, porn star status. You guys are already in the “real” world and therefore see PE in a different light.

It’s the world of want compared to the world of need.

Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

And by the way, you guys that are in the 7 - 8 inch range and aim for 9”+ ?? You guys are just greedy.

It’s the world of need compared to the world of greed.

And you guys that are already 9” and aim for the teens are just plain sadistic and crazy.

It’s the world of greed compared to the world of BLEED.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Chicken, I’m betting that you have one hell of a high I.Q. Right? Your posts are interesting and funny all at the same time.. Your spoiling us here and we will want to see more of it…


Originally posted by chickenchoker
And by the way, you guys that are in the 7 - 8 inch range and aim for 9”+ ?? You guys are just greedy.

It's the world of need compared to the world of greed.


Perhaps, but it’s all in the perception of the individual. I started at 7” x 5.5” and did not have “concerns” about my size. I’m doing PE because a) it works, b) it’s fun, most of the time, and c) if I can get bigger, why not? I don’t need to be larger, I just want to. I don’t feel greedy. Being greedy is taking something that doesn’t belong to you or that you should share with others, but won’t. Not the case here. PE is free for everyone and I’m trying my best to help those “in need.”

I do understand the pressures of society and women who say cruel things. It can really make a guy feel inadequate. However, while the PE discussed here is the solution to the dick size “problem,” it won’t fix your mind. You have to do that in other ways. Perhaps having a bigger one will start the process.

Now confess, chickenchoker, once you reach the six inch goal will you stop? If you see that it works for your, won’t you continue to 6.5 or 7 inches? We have members here who have stared at 5.5” and are now approaching eight. Are they greedy, or still not satisfied? It’s difficult to make judgements because we don’t know what’s in their head. I guess that’s my point.


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