Jelqing rules for rock solid wood

I gotta tell ya. I have tried TONS of supplements in a bid to keep the night going as long as possible (even Viagra, which admittedly, is damn good but pricey) and without question, the cheapest and most effective way for me to obtain serious wood is through regular dry jelquing.

My girlfriend couldn’t stop talking about how hard I was this weekend, as I began jelqing 2 weeks ago after a bit of a hiatus.

Cheap, natural and effective!

p.s. I should mention that I am in my early 30’s and never had much of a probelm with ED. I like to try supplements for recreation and to enhance performance.

I thought you were going to tell us the rules for jelqing. Oh well.

By all means, this is a topic that deserves serious discussion! :hide:

GM's Jelqing Rules for Rock Solid Wood

• Start with a good 220 grit sandpaper. Your aim at his point is to smooth our all burrs and roughness. There’s nothing worse than getting a splinter when you’re jelqing!
  
• A good wet sanding with 600-grit silicon carbide paper will put a nice sheen on your wood.
  
• If you are old fashioned you can use an organic shellac, but GM prefers Krylon Crystal Clear Polyurethane Coating to preserve that natural look.
• Allow as much time as possible (up to 36 hours) for your finish to dry.

Hope this helps.

GM

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Thanks GM this has helped me with discoloration issue! Took the top layer right off!