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Stretching while driving

Stretching while driving

I figure some people will slam me for this, but I’ve found the perfect time to stretch. I travel quite a bit for my job, and as long as I’m wearing dress slacks and boxers, it’s easy to pull out my pecker and stretch for a while. I had a three hour stretching session yesterday, and now my dick and both arms are tired.

Yes, I’m very careful. I’m an old fart, so I’m not getting distracted and whacking off or anything. I just unzip and stretch. I have to change arms frequently, because they get tired. It’s less distracting than changing the radio station. I put a map on the center arm rest so truckers won’t notice anything as I pass them.

I sure hope you wash your hands before shaking any other man’s hand for your job.


If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."

are the windows limo tinted? or do you let other drivers see your ballsac?

Originally Posted by sam1966
… I put a map on the center arm rest so truckers won’t notice anything as I pass them. …

Hey! Does that guy have his dick out?… Oh look, a map! LOL.

Should be fine, just make sure you don’t have any weights or anything on, that could go badly in a car accident.

I’ve never seen that one on the Allstate car insurance commercial.

Stretch at home it is safer. But you can do fowfers while driving.
Pull your dick out before you start your car.
Stretch it as far as it will go.
Tuck it into between one of your testicle and a thigh. (Between your Legs)
Zip your pants back up.

This way you get PE and get to where you are going, safely!


Speak softly carry a big dick, I'm mean stick!

Originally Posted by sam1966
I figure some people will slam me for this, but I’ve found the perfect time to stretch. I travel quite a bit for my job, and as long as I’m wearing dress slacks and boxers, it’s easy to pull out my pecker and stretch for a while. I had a three hour stretching session yesterday, and now my dick and both arms are tired.

Yes, I’m very careful. I’m an old fart, so I’m not getting distracted and whacking off or anything. I just unzip and stretch. I have to change arms frequently, because they get tired. It’s less distracting than changing the radio station. I put a map on the center arm rest so truckers won’t notice anything as I pass them.


Manual stretching while driving?

Hmm. It’s an approach.

I’ve often thought about what emergency personnel would make of an ADS, should something catastrophic happen, but then my commute is by rail, so the likelihood is pretty limited (though still possible). Driving is a bit riskier - but I’ve done that too, though not much, as I live in NYC and rarely drive.

In your case, emergency personnel are likely to conclude you were whacking off, which I would imagine would negatively impact any liability (and therefore insurance) questions.

You’re a brave man, Sam1966.

What do you think about kingpole’s suggestion, or static stretching instead? That’s set and forget, it might do you better.

It would make me feel safer to know you have both hands on the wheel.

By the way, what sort of rig do you drive?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Why don’t you strap your dick to the steering wheel. This would be safer as you would be doing this “hands free”. You could get some incredible stretches on the curves in the road.

:funpost:

That’s just wrong.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

This is a perfect opportunity, however, manual stretching is a real bore. I fashioned an ADS and strapped that monkey to my thigh and drove across the country, it is completely transparent at restaurants or the occasional petro station. Hands free for the girl next to you or that morning cup of beans.

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy

By the way, what sort of rig do you drive?

LOL, no rig, just me and my Chrysler 300.

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