1st Post...DLD is god!...Questions...Newbie Mania!!!
What’s up guys. I just wanted to say hi to everyone being as this is my first post. I have been reading this board religiously for the past week and finally signed up realising that this is a board that i will be a part of for many years to come. Go figure, since fantasy hockey just ended, I need to find another board to make friends and learn things on…just never thought it would be this board, lol.
I found this board through another board (think it was peforums). I decided to try out one of those pay sites and did some research to try and find one of the originators (there are so many copies). I went with big-penis.com. I am upset that I spent the 50 bucks or so but then I realised that I would have never found this site if that site didnt send me towards peforums. So I guess it worked out.
I’m so much of a newbie that I don’t even know my true sizes yet (really need to invest in that ruler). I remember a few years ago I think I was something like 5.75 hard and I don’t think much has changed since then. I’m 23 and I’m pretty sure that my growing days (natural ones) are over. It’s actually funny; I always thought my body matured slowly because even to this day I barely have any armpit hair (although I like that). I just thought that my body was still growing and that my dick would get bigger when my armpit hair grew in. Being a little older and wiser now, I think it’s safe to say that I’m a natural born speed swimmer (no hair, lol) and MY DICK ISNT GETTING BIGGER, lol.
So instead of not doing anything about it…here I am. It’s a good thing though that my size doesnt bother me. I’m average (I hate that word) but I still get what I want when it comes to women. Who wouldn’t want a bigger dick though?! I have a shirt that says “Remember my name cause you’ll be screaming it later” and when I wear it I just feel like I’m lying, lol.
I want to really get rolling with PE as well because I know that with a bigger package my confidence will surely go through the roof. There is no better feeling than being secure with what you got and that’s what I’m shooting for. I consider myself the Great White Hope (jokingly) and if this routine really works on me than it can work on anybody because I am the harshest of ALL critics. I think the reason i am so critical is because if this stuff really worked, why wouldn’t it be all over the news? Why wouldn’t there be instructional video’s on it sold all over TV? Why wouldn’t the media be all over this because you know if it was on TV then everybody would believe it (well, i know you shouldnt believe everything you hear but you get my point). I guess I’m just really a hard sceptic and really want to prove that side of me wrong starting now.
Now I have some questions for the mentors/vets (DLD, Luv…, Bib, etc.) First let me say that the time you guys put into this board to help others is amazing…simply amazing. Your just some really cool f@cking guys…for real. DLD, I love the intro to the soon to be site. Very sweet track and flash presentation. I work in fireworks myself and if you ever need any design help or grafix done, let me know. Ok, here are the questions:
1) What the hell does Bone Press mean?
2) Somebody please break down all of the abbreviations for me (ie. EBPL, NBPL, NHL, NBA, etc) You get my point. :)
3) Is a “keggle” a short term for a pc squeeze?
4) Ok, so the reverse keggle almost feels like when your taking a shit and pushing? Am I using the wrong muscle here? lol
5) I have a big head and when I stretch, it feels like my head starts to get soar because all the blood is being forced into and I’m holding it there during the stretch. Am I squeezing too hard below the head?
6) What would you suggest working on first, girth or length? Which is easier (I know nothing is “easy”) to work on for a newbie?
7) I am assuming that for a starting routine i should use the newbie routine at the top of this section right? Instead of the regular stretches, could i switch to DLD Blasters instead? Or am I too new?
8) Laying down or sitting up?
9) And finally, why do people, when they ask what time it is, always point to their watch, like we don’t know where the hell it is?! When i say, “I gotta go take a piss” do you see ME pointing at my dick?! NO!
Lol, sorry, had to add something in to raise a smile. I know i have more questions but I cant remember them all right now. I guess they’ll all be answered the more I read and respond to posts. God bless you all and I know I’m gonna make some really cool friends on this board and all along the way be getting closer and closer to my goal of 8”x6”. God bless and hope to hear from you guys soon…
—Great White Hope
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4...I just wish gains were this easy.