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1st Post...DLD is god!...Questions...Newbie Mania!!!

1st Post...DLD is god!...Questions...Newbie Mania!!!

What’s up guys. I just wanted to say hi to everyone being as this is my first post. I have been reading this board religiously for the past week and finally signed up realising that this is a board that i will be a part of for many years to come. Go figure, since fantasy hockey just ended, I need to find another board to make friends and learn things on…just never thought it would be this board, lol.

I found this board through another board (think it was peforums). I decided to try out one of those pay sites and did some research to try and find one of the originators (there are so many copies). I went with big-penis.com. I am upset that I spent the 50 bucks or so but then I realised that I would have never found this site if that site didnt send me towards peforums. So I guess it worked out.

I’m so much of a newbie that I don’t even know my true sizes yet (really need to invest in that ruler). I remember a few years ago I think I was something like 5.75 hard and I don’t think much has changed since then. I’m 23 and I’m pretty sure that my growing days (natural ones) are over. It’s actually funny; I always thought my body matured slowly because even to this day I barely have any armpit hair (although I like that). I just thought that my body was still growing and that my dick would get bigger when my armpit hair grew in. Being a little older and wiser now, I think it’s safe to say that I’m a natural born speed swimmer (no hair, lol) and MY DICK ISNT GETTING BIGGER, lol.

So instead of not doing anything about it…here I am. It’s a good thing though that my size doesnt bother me. I’m average (I hate that word) but I still get what I want when it comes to women. Who wouldn’t want a bigger dick though?! I have a shirt that says “Remember my name cause you’ll be screaming it later” and when I wear it I just feel like I’m lying, lol.

I want to really get rolling with PE as well because I know that with a bigger package my confidence will surely go through the roof. There is no better feeling than being secure with what you got and that’s what I’m shooting for. I consider myself the Great White Hope (jokingly) and if this routine really works on me than it can work on anybody because I am the harshest of ALL critics. I think the reason i am so critical is because if this stuff really worked, why wouldn’t it be all over the news? Why wouldn’t there be instructional video’s on it sold all over TV? Why wouldn’t the media be all over this because you know if it was on TV then everybody would believe it (well, i know you shouldnt believe everything you hear but you get my point). I guess I’m just really a hard sceptic and really want to prove that side of me wrong starting now.

Now I have some questions for the mentors/vets (DLD, Luv…, Bib, etc.) First let me say that the time you guys put into this board to help others is amazing…simply amazing. Your just some really cool f@cking guys…for real. DLD, I love the intro to the soon to be site. Very sweet track and flash presentation. I work in fireworks myself and if you ever need any design help or grafix done, let me know. Ok, here are the questions:

1) What the hell does Bone Press mean?

2) Somebody please break down all of the abbreviations for me (ie. EBPL, NBPL, NHL, NBA, etc) You get my point. :)

3) Is a “keggle” a short term for a pc squeeze?

4) Ok, so the reverse keggle almost feels like when your taking a shit and pushing? Am I using the wrong muscle here? lol

5) I have a big head and when I stretch, it feels like my head starts to get soar because all the blood is being forced into and I’m holding it there during the stretch. Am I squeezing too hard below the head?

6) What would you suggest working on first, girth or length? Which is easier (I know nothing is “easy”) to work on for a newbie?

7) I am assuming that for a starting routine i should use the newbie routine at the top of this section right? Instead of the regular stretches, could i switch to DLD Blasters instead? Or am I too new?

8) Laying down or sitting up?

9) And finally, why do people, when they ask what time it is, always point to their watch, like we don’t know where the hell it is?! When i say, “I gotta go take a piss” do you see ME pointing at my dick?! NO!

Lol, sorry, had to add something in to raise a smile. I know i have more questions but I cant remember them all right now. I guess they’ll all be answered the more I read and respond to posts. God bless you all and I know I’m gonna make some really cool friends on this board and all along the way be getting closer and closer to my goal of 8”x6”. God bless and hope to hear from you guys soon…

—Great White Hope


1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4...I just wish gains were this easy.

Wow, that was a fast reply! Thanks Thunder, I’ll go check that info out now…


1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4...I just wish gains were this easy.

Hello and welcome! I just LOVE your nick! :)


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Thanks Base :) To be honest it was the first thing that came to mind when I signed up. May have watched too many Rocky movies as a kid, lol.


1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4...I just wish gains were this easy.

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Originally posted by GreatWhiteHope
May have watched too many Rocky movies as a kid, lol.

One can never watch too many Rocky movies. ;)

*Humming “Eye of the tiger” *


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Ok I’ll answer the question about why isn’t PE everywhere. Well first of all it is. Only it’s in the lazy, no work, magical solution form of pills, surgery and so on. Plain and simple the average person is lazy and unwilling to be disciplined and really work towards goals with a routine. Thats why real PE doesn’t sell as good as the pills and so on. Sometimes you have to go a while without seeing any gains or results. The average person won’t work for an extended period of time without any results, but they are willing to waste money on pills that they can just pop in their mouth everyday and hope something happens. If you look at all those infomercials and videos for exercising and dieting they are all basically pushing the same angle, little or no work and you get the body of a god. Yeah right. PE is no different. Pop this pill and your dick will grow 3 inches. I could go on and on but you get the idea.

Well thats my 2 cents on why PE is still the best kept secret.

I totally agree with ttiger. The weakest point of PE is the need for a disciplined workout routine, time and some patience. If you carefully read the sites that promote PE information, they say that you begin to see changes in the dick within a few weeks. This is a complete lie, because PE needs much more time than that, but the only way to find some customers for PE they have to convince the potential customers that it works quite fast. Using magic pills comes easier to an average man. That is the reason why people are skeptic about PE, but it really works for the ones who pay for it.


Soon to be 9''.

GWH,

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I love questionnaires

1)-4) are in the FAQ which you have already read by now

>5) I have a big head and when I stretch, it feels like my head starts to get soar because all the blood is being forced into and I’m holding it there during the stretch. Am I squeezing too hard below the head?<

Sounds like you need to ease up a bit, stretch with a little less force - at first - to allow your dick to ‘condition’ to these stresses.

>6) What would you suggest working on first, girth or length? Which is easier (I know nothing is “easy”) to work on for a newbie?<

Length

>7) I am assuming that for a starting routine i should use the newbie routine at the top of this section right? Instead of the regular stretches, could i switch to DLD Blasters instead? Or am I too new?<

I would introduce the blasters after a few weeks, wait until you get used to doing the moves normally.

>8) Laying down or sitting up?<

What me? I am sitting right now. Oh, you mean PE. Do whichever turns you on, everyone has their own preference. Or you could stand up.

>9) And finally, why do people, when they ask what time it is, always point to their watch, like we don’t know where the hell it is?! When i say, “I gotta go take a piss” do you see ME pointing at my dick?! NO!<

Its an anchor, like green is go, red is stop, as soon as you see the lights changing you automatically slow down, you dont have to think about it. So when you see someone tap their wrist you automatically know they want to know the time. So you do it to ensure a quicker response than if you just said “Excuse me good fellow, what be the time GMT?”, which would require processing by the brain.

Any more q’s, just ask.
There is a mentor program you might like to look at too.

Good Luck
SS4

Re: 1st Post...DLD is god!...Questions...Newbie Mania!!!

I’ll address a few questions.

Originally posted by GreatWhiteHope

3) Is a “keggle” a short term for a pc squeeze?

The short answer is, yes. The correct spelling is Kegel. It is pronounced kay' gill. In the 1940s U.S. gynecologist Dr. Arnold Kegel advocated exercising the pubococcygeus muscle for women having bladder control problems, especially after childbirth. Here is his original article.

4) Ok, so the reverse keggle almost feels like when your taking a shit and pushing? Am I using the wrong muscle here? lol

See this thread.

5) I have a big head and when I stretch, it feels like my head starts to get soar because all the blood is being forced into and I'm holding it there during the stretch. Am I squeezing too hard below the head?

See this thread.

6) What would you suggest working on first, girth or length? Which is easier (I know nothing is “easy”) to work on for a newbie?

Gains vary with the individual and it’s not easy to say who will get them early, late, or at all. Generally it’s said length gains come first, but that depends on your genetics, the type of PE exercises you do, your dedication, etc. That’s about as specific as I can be.

7) I am assuming that for a starting routine i should use the newbie routine at the top of this section right? Instead of the regular stretches, could i switch to DLD Blasters instead? Or am I too new?

DLD will probably address this directly, but I’d say his Blasters will help anyone who tries them and after you’ve done the Newbie Routine for a couple weeks you could add the Blasters. Anyone starting PE should go easy, try not to rush things, and do simple exercises until his penis gets used to being poked and prodded.

8) Laying down or sitting up?

Some guys stand, but I’m much too lazy for that. I sit in my office chair in front of the computer. Some guys like to keep “helpful” images on screen while they jelq or pump to assist in maintaining the proper level of erection. Stretches/Blasters and hanging should be done flaccid. I’ve never considered doing PE lying down, but I guess most exercises could be done that way.

Welcome to the Forums and good luck on realizing your gains. I assume you’d spell it ‘realising’ from some of the things you’ve written. Why not put something in the “Location” section of your profile so we have an idea of which continent, if not the exact country, you’re from. :)

EDIT: I didn’t read SS4’s reply before posting mine. Honest!

Did someone say Rocky? :D

I know a few guys that know about PE in person. Out of the 5 guys, I was the only one that kept with it. PE isn’t for the lazy/unmotivated. Some just wanted it more than others, while there’s some guys who just want it handed to them. Then there’s the guys that are addicted/obsessed, that would be me. :)


"It doesn't matter where you start, it only matters where you end up."

Thanks a whole lot guys. Your insite is really helpful for starting out and for now I guess I will stick strictly with the newbie routine as that’s what most of you have suggested. SS4, when i wrote question number 9 I was really just kidding around bro, lol. But thank you for the technical answer anyway. :)


1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, 4...I just wish gains were this easy.

>SS4, when i wrote question number 9 I was really just kidding around bro, lol. But thank you for the technical answer anyway.<

So was I, but you’re welcome anyway!

SS4

Re: 1st Post...DLD is god!...Questions...Newbie Mania!!!

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Originally posted by GreatWhiteHope
7) I am assuming that for a starting routine i should use the newbie routine at the top of this section right? Instead of the regular stretches, could i switch to DLD Blasters instead? Or am I too new?

First let me welcome you to the BEST PE forum in the world. You sound motivated and like you will fit in perfectly. PE is in large about learning and being open to this process. Asking questions and researching as much as possible. You seem to be already doing these things so the next step will be making a solid routine that encapsulates everything needed to build a good foundation. This brings me to the Blasters question. I am hoping you have a good experience with the Blasters as many other men have. I would suggest what SS4 suggested and do a couple weeks of basic stretching. I will help you weave the Blasters in after this initial step. If you need help on writing a program feel free to PM me. Good Luck


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