Shaving the pubic bone for more length

A friend of mine had mentioned to me he saw a documentary on penis enlargement. He said the were discussing techniques (surgery only ) to enlarge the penis. One method he said involves shaving the pubic bone. Has anyone ever heard of this being done? Any feedback at all?

Inch X Inch

I think alot of us do it. It just reveals more of the shaft that is hidden by pubes.

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Trimming the pubes is practiced widely around here. It gives the perception of more length and is a lot cooler in the summer.

You know, after thinking about it, did you mean actually cutting bone?

I don’t know if this is what you mean or not…
But there is a method, pretty common in
Sweden I think that costs about 500$

The procedure of the surgery is that you make
a cut above your penis and then cut apart of the
ligs of the pubic bone i think. (or something similar)

What I know for certain is that you get from zero to
an inch in flaccid size but none in erect size.
But you can also get the negative effect of
loss of (don’t know the word) movementable,… (rörlighet),…

Dude,

I guess it’s possible, but you’d have to shave threw a whole lot of skin to reach the bone. Probably would need more than one razor, at least two for sure. An anti bacterial foam would probably help.

That’s just crazy talk. Whatever you do, pal, don’t start chopping around down there around your nads with a straight razor. You’ve only got one dick!!

If you want to shave your pubic bone, you should go in through the rectal cavity. You may want to get a medical book or something, too. And have a few beers just in case it hurts.

So if you are actually talking about reducing the anterior (?) width of the pubic bone, it seems like that would mostly increase the useable length of the penis, since it’s the pubic bone that women hit when they’re grinding down hard on my throbbing cock — pounding again, and again, and again as I massage her beautiful breasts and thrust upward to meet her…

Okay, back now. The point is, “shaving” the pubic bone wouldn’t actually lengthen the penis; it would reduce the “height” of the abdomen. I don’t think it would reduce it much. The bone itself can’t be more than an inch or so across at that point, and I don’t think it’s a part of the body that you want to weaken by rendering it thinner.

craig68

Excellent points! It’s obvious to me that you are either a doctor, or once screwed an RN, or at minimum are a fan of ER.

My only concern with entering through the rectal region is the possibility of accidentally harming the family of gerbils that reside there. I imagine others would have a similar concern.

Gerbils, eh? Yeah you don’t want the ASPCA up your ass, too. It’s one thing to perform a pubicbonectomy on yourself, but you sure as hell don’t want a lawyer doing it on you. Those bastards won't use a medical book.

Well, not to boast guys, but my gerbils are so well trained they are the ones shaving my pubic bone. It takes time because they are pretty easily distracted by passing debris and end up loafing around a lot.

Still, the little sports are doing such a great job I’ve decided to up my dietary intake of nuts and wood chips as a reward.

Craig68,

So true. I was sued once by a top notch attorney, so you’d think he’d be experienced at fucking guys up the ass. But the bastard didn’t even use lubrication, not to mention he screwed me way too hard, especially for a minor zoning violation.

No way I’d have let him near me with a scalpel,not for anything less than vehicular homicide while intoxicated. But that’s just me

Well that wasn’t very nice of him Jersey. I’ve heard of attorney/client privileges but really now.

Be careful with lawyers - when one says he has a duty to perform make him put it in writing, and be sure to check how he spells “duty”.

Wow Hook, my brother’s a Vegan too! I hope that doesn’t mean that he’s funnelling rodents up his colon… :-k

Jersey,
I personally think that all attorneys should spend 100 mandatory hours a year working the nation’s gloryholes at reststops and whatnot. Kind of a community service/continuing education thing - just so they don’t lose touch with how they make the little people feel.

Speaking of little people, did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet.

:morose: