It’s possible that he might have bobbed when he should have weaved.
Is there a Ripley’s Believe it or Not for PE?
Wait inchXinch, he said he saw a documentary on penis enlargement? Pry some more information out of him on that. Where and when? What channel? What else did they talk about? Do you think he might have made up this shave the pubic bone idea himself, and just had make up a context to give it some legitimacy?