Just tell her it’s part of a kinky sex act and the clicking, and the hours alone fiddling with your diddler are all foreplay.
She’ll buy it.
-Borat, the persuasive type
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: