Need an Excuse for the Clicking Noise?
Well I was damn close to getting caught clamping yesterday. Last night I was coming home from a regular work out and I decided to pump a little before I got home. I can maintain a good pump for a while if I clamp - even if it is not at full engorgement. I think it helps to stay big and I was hoping to save the increased size for sex later (I am an optimist).
My wife has heard that clicking noise from the clamps before. Once I was in the bathroom - I thought by myself - and she walked up behind me when I was fixing a clamp. She said “What was that noise.” I was like what noise? She asked again but I denied again. I think she may have heard it after that from time to time, but I tried to be very careful.
So last night when I got home, my wife was on the first floor and I went down to the basement to turn off the lights. I thought I better fix my clamp there - with her bunny ears. She heard the noise and comes running down the steps and saying, I heard it again. What do you have? I am like nothing…She was just drilling me. I tell you my adrenaline was rushing, I am not going to admit this or get caught. I know she will think I am a freak and she will do her best to put an end to it.
She basically padded my pockets down while I covered my dick, so she came up empty handed. She is like it sounds like a pill top. Are you taking steroids… I continued to deny and I called her paranoid. She said if it is in this house I will find it.
So the upshot is I cannot use clamps in the house any more and she thinks I am on drugs. I just talked to her and she is like why can’t you tell me. I denied again and she said there is either a ghost or you are hiding something. Is it those testosterone boosters you had in the cupboard - I said no it was meth.
I am usually the first with a snappy comeback but I am at a loss for words.