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Need an Excuse for the Clicking Noise?

Flush the toilet when you apply the clamp. Turn on some music. Fake coughing heavily when you apply the clamp. :) :D

Yes I have flushed and coughed to hide it, but even if I do not do it any more, she is still going to ask me about the noise.

I do have a good one you can use if your girl friend or wife asks you …

“Did your stomach growl?” I always say “No I think it was my balls”.

Can you find some cables or cords that need to be clamped?

Interesting.seems like you’ve got an inspector gadget on your hands.

Just curious, doesn’t she like your newer, bigger, better dick? Why then would she stop you from PEing?

Ha. I can relate I clamp late at night. The clamp sure sounds lound in the dead of night. “Uhhh.. That was nothing baby, it’s just my gammy hip!”“

Why don’t you joke with her and tell her, “OK, I admit it. I am using a tool on my penis to make it bigger. That’s the sound you’re hearing.” She’ll think you’re being stupid.

Originally Posted by Long Grass
Cro had a great idea. Get an eraser pen. Next time she is around click randomly and confuse her :D . No, but I have to ask: Have you tried just leaving the latch open when you push the teeth in?


Good idea. Get the noisiest clicking pen you can. The keep it in your pants pocket for a while. If she hasn’t found it, at some point pull it out and click it and say “oh, is this what you’ve been hearing? I started keeping these pens a while ago, and never thought about it”.

Personally, I always go for what I can only think to call a plausible denial subterfuge. For instance, keep a small clamp on you keychain, and use it sometimes to attach your keys to your belt loop “for convenience”, or to hang your keys up somewhere so you “won’t lose them”. If you start keeping a loose one in your pocket now (in your case, maybe not actually on the keychain yet), and increasingly using it on your keys - or maybe sometimes leaving it out with your keys at night - until she notices, you might also be able to similarly convince her that you started carrying them a while back and never realized that was the clicking noise she was hearing. You can also claim that they sometimes click tighter on their own if somehow pressed while being carried in your pocket, which could explain odd clicks. Plus you set up plausible deniability for the possibility (or eventuality) that she finds one of your larger PE clamps, since then she thinks she knows what you use clamps for and you already have an explanation mostly formed in your mind - “oh yeah, bigger ones come in the assortment package I get”.

Does my mind work in devious ways, or what? The problem is, based on a long-term relationship that recently ended badly, I’m no longer sure that it’s really worth being in a relationship where you feel like you have to act duplicitously.

FF

Originally Posted by FrenumFellow
Good idea. Get the noisiest clicking pen you can. The keep it in your pants pocket for a while. If she hasn’t found it, at some point pull it out and click it and say “oh, is this what you’ve been hearing? I started keeping these pens a while ago, and never thought about it”.

Personally, I always go for what I can only think to call a plausible denial subterfuge. For instance, keep a small clamp on you keychain, and use it sometimes to attach your keys to your belt loop “for convenience”, or to hang your keys up somewhere so you “won’t lose them”. If you start keeping a loose one in your pocket now (in your case, maybe not actually on the keychain yet), and increasingly using it on your keys - or maybe sometimes leaving it out with your keys at night - until she notices, you might also be able to similarly convince her that you started carrying them a while back and never realized that was the clicking noise she was hearing. You can also claim that they sometimes click tighter on their own if somehow pressed while being carried in your pocket, which could explain odd clicks. Plus you set up plausible deniability for the possibility (or eventuality) that she finds one of your larger PE clamps, since then she thinks she knows what you use clamps for and you already have an explanation mostly formed in your mind - “oh yeah, bigger ones come in the assortment package I get”.

Does my mind work in devious ways, or what? The problem is, based on a long-term relationship that recently ended badly, I’m no longer sure that it’s really worth being in a relationship where you feel like you have to act duplicitously.

FF

Very well said. We have a winner! :buttrock:


PEing since Jan 1st, 2003

Dude………..Just tell her and show her and explain what you are doing. Ask her if she would like to participate. Y’all are married, so what would be the big deal. To me, it seems like she already knows something is going on. It’s like when I was keeping it a secret when I first started, I would stay in the bathroom or lay in bed early in the evening, she accused me of doing drugs cause I was always hiding, and am totally against narcotics. So one day when I came back to PE, I just told her that this what I want. Some women want big tits, I want a big dick, and that was where the fun began. End of story………………

FrenumFellow, to the rescue yet once again!


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by FrenumFellow
Good idea. Get the noisiest clicking pen you can. The keep it in your pants pocket for a while. If she hasn’t found it, at some point pull it out and click it and say “oh, is this what you’ve been hearing? I started keeping these pens a while ago, and never thought about it”.

Personally, I always go for what I can only think to call a plausible denial subterfuge. For instance, keep a small clamp on you keychain, and use it sometimes to attach your keys to your belt loop “for convenience”, or to hang your keys up somewhere so you “won’t lose them”. If you start keeping a loose one in your pocket now (in your case, maybe not actually on the keychain yet), and increasingly using it on your keys - or maybe sometimes leaving it out with your keys at night - until she notices, you might also be able to similarly convince her that you started carrying them a while back and never realized that was the clicking noise she was hearing. You can also claim that they sometimes click tighter on their own if somehow pressed while being carried in your pocket, which could explain odd clicks. Plus you set up plausible deniability for the possibility (or eventuality) that she finds one of your larger PE clamps, since then she thinks she knows what you use clamps for and you already have an explanation mostly formed in your mind - “oh yeah, bigger ones come in the assortment package I get”.

Does my mind work in devious ways, or what? The problem is, based on a long-term relationship that recently ended badly, I’m no longer sure that it’s really worth being in a relationship where you feel like you have to act duplicitously.

FF

No bad, but it is too fresh right now. It could be a good setup in the future.

Originally Posted by tntjockey
Dude………..Just tell her and show her and explain what you are doing. Ask her if she would like to participate. Y’all are married, so what would be the big deal. To me, it seems like she already knows something is going on. It’s like when I was keeping it a secret when I first started, I would stay in the bathroom or lay in bed early in the evening, she accused me of doing drugs cause I was always hiding, and am totally against narcotics. So one day when I came back to PE, I just told her that this what I want. Some women want big tits, I want a big dick, and that was where the fun began. End of story………………

I do not like to keep secrets either, but I do not want to give it up either or fight about it constantly.

There is about 100% chance she will be upset about PE and think I am crazy. It is like alcohol - she thinks having 4 to 6 beers at home on a Friday means I some sort of alcoholic. Seriously at this point it is just easier not to drink. If she knew I was spending 30-60 minutes 5 to 6 days a week on PE she would think I need to be committed. Or the next time I want to show a bulge or something she will be very upset. I guess I do not want the risk of getting that taken away.

This one is easy. When I clamp and do not want anyone to hear, I just pull back the part you use to release the clamp and push the clamp tighter, there is absolutely no click noise. Just pull back and hold on the release tab then tighten the clamp and then let the tab go, it will stay tightened.


Started 5.5 x 4.5 erect Length and Girth Goal 7 x 6.5 erect Length and Girth

Currently 5.9 x 5.5 erect Length,Girth and going !

What I want to know is what excuse do you give her for the discolor of your dick from clamping? Has she noticed that yet?

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