I'm 7inch hard, 4.5 soft. And my friends dissed me for being small what the fuck.

Frustrated as hell. Ok my “friends” we always diss each other.. Hard. It’s being going on for years. Sad? Yeah. So one night we were messing around and I was hammered and got the member out for a laugh (I was very drunk). They called me small haha, and now use it as a new “diss” on me. They know it pisses me off. Thing is though we have never been to a gym so havent seen each other. So when they see mine and no one has seen theirs, this gives them a window to boost their own ego right? As they don’t have to show their small dicks, but can still diss mine?

It pisses me off. I hit my friend and were no longer talking because of it, fuck him. I’m going PE for two reasons 1) be cause I want a bigger dick for me and 2) to fuck them over in a year or so.

Still even though I KNOW I’m not small, arghhhh it kind of makes me insecure. It’s frustrating. So a word of warning if you have friends like mine, don’t give them any opportunities.

Just wondering, if this was you what yould you guys do?

Don’t let the vibrations that come out of other throats to move you. They’re just playing around. Do you really think your friends walk around all day thinking about your dick? They don’t care.

And what do you want your friends to say? You’ve got a normal penis, not one that would bring out “OMG IT’s AN ELEPHANT TRUNK” reactions from people, so of course you’re friends are going to say it’s small - what you want them to say “Oh Johnny you have a normal-sized penis!”.

Don’t take it to heart.

Sleep with their sisters and their mums, take photos, post it on the web and send them the links. ;)

I second this motion. :up:

Lol best answer. What deusexmachine said is true, your friends will try to find something to pick on you. Just don’t enter into PE for the wrong reasons, do it if it is what you really want and only you.

So let me get this straight, you put yourself out there for a drunken laugh exposing your vulnerability, and now you’re upset your straight male friends made fun of you? Guys poke fun of each other all the time it’s nothing new pe won’t solve that either. If you’re half expecting your friends to admire your future awe inspiring erection you’re dreaming. In reality they might just get another laugh out of calling you a fag and high five one another. Cmon can you honestly say you have never poked fun at them too? Ease up a little on yourself, man up and apologize, and get over it.

Get a life

Tell them “thats what you mom said, but it was hard to understand her because she had my cum gurgling in her mouth”

As noted, drunk or not, you whipped it out in front of them..

Don’t do PE out of anger, you will probably get too aggressive and hurt yourself.

You just said you make fun of each other all the time.

If they said you had a good looking cock, your group of friends would start calling each other faggots and homo

Seriously? Your measurements are fine. Most likely your friend saw you and YOUR bigger then him so he makes fun of you to make up for his own in-securities. OR, he could be joshing you. Talk to him and tell him his comment really bugged you, and if he is a real friend he will probably either apologize and tell you he was just kidding. Really, you are far from small.

This reminds me of some T-Bag pictures from parties while I was in high school (no I never was a victim on either side thank God)… but what’s worse, a picture of you passed out with someone’s nutsack on your face, or a picture of your tiny package on someone’s face? I’d say in either case, you need to get a hold of your drinking problem. =)

Wamrage has nailed it… you just need to get a life!

^ You and wamrag- not cool.

And yeah man don’t take it to heart, because if they are the type of guys to take the piss when an opportunity arises, then they would tease you about that regardless of your size. Either they were to say nothing (they are not that type from what you say) or they were going to say it’s small. They are hardly going to tell you it’s big are they!

But yes, I third the motion of using it (keeping your attitude laid back) as motivation to get even bigger, and then proceeding to plow their sisters and/or ex-girlfriends (all in the realm of friendly banter;) ).

Good luck!

They are just busting your chops.
If your 7+NBPEL x 5.5” EG, you are likely the biggest of the crew - that’s a great size dick (perfect in my opinion).
Next time someone makes a joke about it, tell him to whip it out and compare - I bet none of them take the challenge.

Edit: I’m assuming you’re hanging out with white guys? If not, you may want to scrap that last part!

Thanks for response and yeah I’m definitely one of these people who takes banter to heart. Just annoying how I’m now the small cock guy of the group, even when it’s not true. To be honest I should be thanking them as iv now found this forum.

I see why some people might be angry with this thread, sorry guys but this has been bugging me for a while now.

And iv got to admit the banging the family is so simple yet so genius. A nice friendly thumbs up to the camera and a cheesy smile while I’m half way inside their sisters, might make it my lil side project :)