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A little more on cologne, but it may seem a bit strange at first. If you are able, take your mother with you when shopping for cologne.nobody on the planet has a stronger sense for how you smell and what smells good on you. Never trust what the current girlfriend wants you to wear because the odds are that she is trying to make you smell like a past lover! Odor is the strongest link to memory and the last thing you want to do is smell like someone from her past. Try mixing two different odors so that you smell uniquely you but not more than three because it will become too confused. I personally wear Afta mixed with lavender oil which sounds really absurd but it just goes to show you have to be willing to experiment until you find what works with you particular body chemistry. If you go the route of pheromones then find one mixed with oils rather than alcohol. Alcohol destroys the chemical properties of pheromones.

A quick tip for the older set. It is ok not to color your hair but if your eyebrows are going gray then give in and color them. Nothing will make you look ten years older than gray eyebrows. Use a formula meant for beards/facial hair to do the job.

You just reminded me nowhereman when trying new cologne, don’t use the bits of paper they often supply for you to spray and sniff from. Cologne mixes with the sweat and bacteria that lives on your skin. This mix will create the fragrance you want others to smell.

To get an idea of what the cologne will smell like you need to spray it on your skin and let it dry (5 to 10 minutes). Some will dissolve (no smell), some will stay the same and some will make a new smell. It’s the new smell you’re looking for, it is unique to you and you alone.

I was cologne/aftershave browsing not too long ago and the lady was spraying little pieces of paper and using those as samples for me to sniff. I grabbed 3 bottles and sprayed one on each wrist and one on my neck. One of these bottles smelt like ass and they probably could have gotten away with calling the cologne “Douche”. After 10 minutes the ass cologne was the best and the other two dissolved into my skin. While walking around the mall a few ladies serving me commented on my “smell”. Regrettably I didn’t buy the ass cologne and I can’t remember the name of it.


I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

Originally Posted by HardbodyPEer
Do tell me more, this place will make a bottle of cologne on the spot? Do they offer a service where you can send them a pic of yourself or something, and give you some shit that will match you? I’m on the other side of the country, but this shit interests me.

Fred Segel is just a trendy overpriced store that has a bunch of cool shit for rich people. For example they have real gold and diamond encrusted vibrators and dildo’s in the sexual section. Oh and they carry the fish sperm face cream. They also carry the pills that cost more then 45 bucks PER PILL that suppose to stop making you age. Anyone heard of that?

Go online and look for a “fragrance body OILS” around your area possibly. If not or you can’t seem to find it, you can shoot in the dark and buy online from a website.

Really did wonders for me.

And no, LOL you can’t send them a picture and they send you stuff.

This place is really crazy and outrageous. It was featured in “The fabulous life of.” show on VH1 is anyone knows as the shopping playground for movie stars.


Sex, money, and jellybeans

So quick update before I go to sleep..

I have bee putting sperm on my face probably 3-4 times a week random time during the day after I cum. After 30-2 hours depending if I have to go somewhere or do something I wash it off. My face is so clean and shiny and less blemishes. The pores on my noise has closed up and is less noticeable.

But the best thing yet, is that my face is like a babies bottom. It’s so soft and sleek

Sounds sick, but my face is in tip-top condition!!

Don’t believe me?

Find your nuts and try it.. Fuck it,

Dude, IT’S YOUR OWN FUCKING SPERM?


Sex, money, and jellybeans

Wtf wasn’t expecting that, well whatever works haha.

I’m game to try anything haha, how much sperm?

By the way, GREAT THREAD!


Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

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Originally Posted by jellybelly1991
So quick update before I go to sleep..

I have bee putting sperm on my face probably 3-4 times a week random time during the day after I cum. After 30-2 hours depending if I have to go somewhere or do something I wash it off. My face is so clean and shiny and less blemishes. The pores on my noise has closed up and is less noticeable.

But the best thing yet, is that my face is like a babies bottom. It’s so soft and sleek

Sounds sick, but my face is in tip-top condition!!

Don’t believe me?

Find your nuts and try it.. Fuck it,

Dude, IT’S YOUR OWN FUCKING SPERM?


So can we expect to see you at the sperm bank any time soon? :)


I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

OK this thread is getting no where!!

We need to up this a bit..

Does nobody have any style or you bastards just keeping your secrets to yourself? HAHA

I’m currently writing my biggest post yet, which is “Losing weight and gaining muscle”

It’s not as hard as it sounds, but it ain’t easy!

Get ready for a LONG LONG LONG LONG read. :)

TOODLES!


Sex, money, and jellybeans

Originally Posted by caboose2409
I’m game to try anything haha, how much sperm?

However much you can get?

Just try and use a thin amount spread evenly on your face. Don’t have blobs of cum in certain spots because that’s just nasty.

After my advice, I’m sure some guys are planning their weekly trip to a Bukkake party.

^ HAHAHA, gross.


Sex, money, and jellybeans

Originally Posted by jellybelly1991
After my advice, I’m sure some guys are planning their weekly trip to a Bukkake party.

^ HAHAHA, gross.


Hahaha. Yeah I don’t think I’ll be trying this cum on the face thing…not to say I wouldn’t, but I rarely ejaculate anymore.


In search of a perfect body, penis, and girl.

The search NO longer continues. :)

It seems to cake on a lot :S maybe I need to mix it with some other kind of cream?


Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

>>> Caboose\\'s Penis Enlargement Guide <<<

Originally Posted by caboose2409
It seems to cake on a lot :S maybe I need to mix it with some other kind of cream?


Try a bit of piss and spit to make it more easy to apply.

Just kidding…or am I? hmmm lol

I JUST now bought some Sesame Oil to start oil pulling. I don’t have any health food stores around here (that I know of at least) so I had to wait til I went to visit my parents who have a Whole Foods near them (yeah I could have ordered it online also, but oh well). I’ll post an update in a week or two.

I have the kind of teeth that Jelly talked about in the first post: naturally yellow, weak enamel (ear infections as a child), very sensitive to sweets and cold, which is a shame, because otherwise they’re straight and very nicely shaped :D

Originally Posted by caboose2409

It seems to cake on a lot :S maybe I need to mix it with some other kind of cream?

Duck fat. Look it up.

Originally Posted by jellybelly1991
OK this thread is getting no where!!

We need to up this a bit..

Does nobody have any style or you bastards just keeping your secrets to yourself? HAHA

My tip, in a word, is posture. Good posture is attractive, bad posture is not. On top of that, good posture is healthier for you.

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