Day 1 - First Jelqing Session
My Training Regimen:
100 Standing Jelqs on Thursday and Sunday for 1 months.
I want to start by saying I am treating my jelqing regimen in the same way I treat any other muscle conditioning workout. That means to me that I do not intend to “train” daily, but plan to gradually build a training program with sufficient or even more than sufficient rest between. I am not in a hurry here, and am a very patient man in general. So, for the first month of training, my regimen will simply be this: 100 Standing Jelqs on Thursday and Sunday. I plan to carefully observe the physiological impact of this training and adjust up or down for the second month based on my learning and perceived tolerances.
Warm-up: I decided to take a 5-minute sits bath in hot water (not comfortably warm, but tolerably hot, and not painfully hot), while performing a gentle massage of the flaccid penis, as the warm up. I planned to take a bath after ward, so this made sense for me. For the massage portion, I spent about 5 minutes alternating between squeezing/pulling the penis length-wise with my fist in a bit of a pumping action, and rolling it between my two hands gently in much the same motion as you might use when starting a fire with a stick the caveman way. I looked at this portion as being entirely geared toward the purpose of working heat into the tissue and loosening up the tissues as you would any other muscle or soft tissue. I might mention I just did what feels natural to me because I am a massage therapist. I think most people opt for the microwaved towel or hot rice sock. Following the warm up, I got out of the bath and dried myself off.
Lubricant: I opted for Astroglide as a lubricant because I had seen it mentioned in a number of posts on the subject, and also because my girlfriend happened to bring some over sometime back, so I had it immediately available. Also under consideration was a jar of solid, pure virgin coconut oil which I will try out on Sunday and report back. So, to review the Astroglide I will say this: a jelq by it’s very nature has the effect of slowly removing lubricant from the penis with each repetition, so I found that after about 25 jelqs I felt a desire to re-lubricate. I had initially used more Astroglide than I would, for example if I were just trying to masturbate myself (which case I’d use about a nickel-sized amount). I used as much as you might for say lubricating an anal toy, which is about a quarter-sized amount. If that’s not a good point of reference for you, then let’s say I used about half-again what I’d used just to masturbate, and also you need a more adventurous sex life. Bottom line, I am going to use about a nickel-sized in each hand next time I use Astroglide, because I had to stop and re-lube at one point and I really want the jelqing to be uninterrupted.
Erection: So, basically everything I read says something like 40-80% erection is optimal for jelqing. If you are like me, you don’t know what that means because your penis doesn’t have an erection percent meter on the side. So let me start by saying that I decided to be conservative and go for the middle of the road 60%. What does 60% mean to me? So, if you’ve ever been trying to engage in intercourse and were say recovering your erection after an orgasm, or there was a pause in the action and you are trying to get it back in the game - to me 60% is that exact moment where it’s just hard enough to get it in without it bending as you thrust it inside a reasonably tight vagina. If that’s not a good point of reference, I’ll say it’s about the same point where gripping it tightly at the base in an underhand OK grip makes the part of the penis you aren’t gripping look like it’s fully erect. I’ve decided that THAT is what 60% means. Keep in mind I have no idea what I’m talking about here.
OK Grip: For me at my arbitrarily defined “60%” a classic OK sign is not sufficient to complete a jelq where I could feel the pressure of the blood flowing up. A lot of pictures show someone giving an OK sign with their pointer finger tip touching their thumb tip. That’s simply not tight enough for me to feel the jelq at 60% erection, and I have pretty decent erect girth at about 5.3”. For my first jelq session, my pointer fingernail is directly in the crease line created by my inside thumb knuckle, and my thumb knuckle is bent forward to keep the pointer finger in a tight circle. From grabbing the penis at the start of the jelq, I pressed my left hand against the fat pad around the penis to get as low a grip as I could. I used my OK grip overhand (meaning palm-down), and having revealed as much as my penis length as possible, I pressed my thumb and pointer finger of my right hand in a C-shape against the public bone and proceeded to tighten it to the OK grip described above.
Stroke: Using an overhand grip, I began by keeping my left hand against the pubic mound to keep the skin of the penis in place for the most part, and I pulled away and to the right at about a 45-degree angle from perpendicular. This means I pulled my jelq to the right with my right hand overhand grip. By the way, 45 degrees is the angle of a slice of pizza if you need to picture it. Imagine the point of the pizza slice is the base of my penis and I keep the left edge of the slice exactly perpendicular, the other edge is at a 45-degree angle. So I bent my penis slight to the right as I pulled along that 45 degree angle. In addition to the right angle, I also pushed my penis slightly downward by roughly 30 degrees, or about as much as I could push it down without casing gripping issues between the bottom of the OK grip and the top of the my testicles. Neither the downward pulling, nor the pulling to the right caused any discomfort whatsoever. As I pushed the OK grip down to the end of the penis shaft, I simply counted in my head, “one, one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, ONE”. I stroked until just before the glans and stopped, and with the right hand OK grip still in place, I placed my left hand at the base and repeated the procedure. Once my left hand was in place and moving, I used my right hand to help depress the fat of my pubic mount and keep the penis skin from sliding around. I then jelqed with the left hand pulling the penis to the left 45 degrees and down by about 30 degrees. Again I counted “one, one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand TWO”, and switched hands.
Repetitions: For this and all jelqing sessions this first month, I did 100 repetitions.
Cooldown: Immediately following my jelqing, I filled the remainder of the bathtub with warm water, which when combined with the 5-inches of hot sits bath that I previously had, resulted in a lukewarm bath. After washing the lubricant off my hands and penis, I proceeded to do a 5-minute cool down, where I rolled my penis back and forth between my hands gently (as you would when starting a fire with a stick the caveman way), while sitting in the lukewarm bath. When I got out of the bath, I dried myself off and let the cool air calm things down for about 5-minutes before putting some boxers on. I noticed some very slight swelling of my flaccid penis after getting out of the bath, as compared to the way it looked before I started the original warm up. This swelling was gone by the time I put my boxers on 5 minutes later.
The whole process of my first jelq session took about 20 minutes. I will report back tomorrow on Day 2, as I examine whether there are any visible impacts from this session (burst capillaries, bruising, swelling, etc).