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Inner Tube Pumping

Okay, I have been so pleased with condom pumping and the reduction of lymphatic fluid that I thought I would try inner tube pumping because of the good things some of you have said about that. Yesterday, I went to my local ACE store (I think the guys there think I am some kind of mad scientist) and picked up an inner tube that was supposed to fit 1.75”-2.55” sizes. Well I open the box and cut off a chunk but the thing is way to skinny to either fit my dick or fit in my tube and be able to roll over the bottom edge.

I know, I know, I am not the brightest bulb in the lightbulb package but what size am I supposed to buy for my 2” tube?

Thanks for the help.

789


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

I don’t know if it would work, but if you blow up the inner tube before cutting it (not inside a tyre), then it will distort quite dramatically. Perhaps there is an elastic limit to it where it might permanently deform to a larger diameter.

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
Throw that puppy in a microwave for a bit, then stretch it over a beer can and set it in the freezer for a day. See if that will make it comply with your need.

But the beer would freeze.

789

PS Thunder you didnt even a party for me when I hit my 1,000 post mark. I am truly hurt.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Originally Posted by 789
(I think the guys there think I am some kind of mad scientist)

No.

I am just totally amazed that you can do your PE in your office, your drawers stuffed with condoms and bicycle parts and somehow all this remains unknown to your employees.

I mean, 789, there must be a very significant delay and a lot of mysterious drawer slamming between the time someone knocks on your door and you finally say, very casually, “Come In.”

;-)


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avocet8

A8,

You know, its funny. I have a credenza behind my desk. In it I have a “toy box” (actually a small safe) with my MaxExtender, condoms, tube for the pump, KY, vaseline, vitamin e oil, theraband, cock rings, an experimental ADS with leg strap, ACE bandage, cable ties, and a velcro belt. In the rest of the credenza I have an open box with male and female velcro, a small electric sewing machine, different kinds of cloth samples, 1’X1’ leather in black or brown, an electric heating pad, a small heat/cold swatch maybe 8X4, inner tube, cable clamps, the hand pump for the tube, etc.

I own my office condo so I come in early, maybe 6:30-7:00 a.m. do my routine of the day. One of my employees picks me up coffee every morning (and she always arrives the earliest) so I tell her to call when she leaves the Dunkin Donuts and I will be sure that the door is unlocked for her. In reality, it is 11 minutes from the DD to the office so I know if I am still hanging or pumping I better be cleaned up. The worst part used to be when I heated my rice sock, that fucking thing stinks for hours after being heated.

If I dont get enough routine done I will stay after 5:00 when everyone else leaves and do another hour. My problem has been lately that if I concentrate on my PE then I dont concentrate on my gym workouts. I have always fought a weight problem and am in better shape than I have ever been but in the past month I have gained 10 lbs of just pure gut fat. I am slowly having a re-growth of my “Milwaukee tumor” no thanks to Miller Lite. Which has the bad effect of making my flaccid look smaller which makes me do more PE which prevents me from working out more.

What a viscous cycle.

All kidding aside, I am very fortunate that I can do this at my office.

789


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Maybe something like the Venus 2000 liner would work. It’s made of natural gum rubber. You can get 30” for $10. It’s at the bottom of the page.

http://www.lovemaster.com/v2korder6.htm

I have have been using inner tube material for both, PE related things and general home repairs and have found that the “newer”, I think Chinese import inner tubes are thicker walled and have a smaller un-inflated diameter than the older ones. The heating and stretching-out does seem to work enough so they can be used for pump cylinder seals, substitutes for wrapping and for a sort of ADS sleeve device. In trying different ADS configurations, they seem a bit tight for my base diameter, but then stretch out with use and don’t seem to cut off blood circulation. They do start to itch after about 5 or 6 hours and doesn’t appear to be an allergic reaction, maybe just a physical irritation. I had one slip off and out of my pants, probably from too much lubricant, but fortunately I was at home and alone.

Has anyone tried a very large ballon? Like the ones you might buy for your kid at the carnival.

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
Throw that puppy in a microwave for a bit, then stretch it over a beer can and set it in the freezer for a day. See if that will make it comply with your need.

Thunder,

A funny thing happened to me at the office a few minutes ago. I had finished my hanging/pumping routine for the morning and thought I would take your advice about how to stretch the inner tube so it would fit inside my pumping tube. I thought I might be able to use it later today.

I take the 10 inch section of inner tube and place it in the microwave and set the thing for 45 seconds. I go to take the trash out and am walking back in the building and I can see a small amount of black smoke coming from the back door of my office suite. I run in and I see FIRE on the inside of the microwave. The fucking inner tube is on fire. I open the door to the microwave and throw in a couple of cups of water and finally put out the fire. It was resistant to the water since the tube would just “float” on the puddle of water. I shut the fucking door and just let it choke itself out.

Now the cleanup begins. I have to get the water out of the microwave and try to clean the rubberized black coating out of it. After 15 minutes I said “fuck it” and threw the thing in the trash. So now I am off to Wally world to buy a new microwave, more papertowels and an innertube that fits my pumping tube.

So my advice to others is - DO NOT PUT THE BIKE TUBE IN THE MICROWAVE

When my staff came in they said “what happened” and I of course lied and said. “Oh you know those cheap plastic coffee cups that you get sometimes at carnivals, well mine just burnt up in the microwave.”

I’ll be back later.

789

As I write this I cant help but laugh my ass off.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Hilarious! And quick thinking with your staff.

There might have been some metal in the stem of the inner tube that arced and started the fire.

I suggest dropping the 10” segment into boiling water for a couple of minutes. It it floats, cover the pan and let the steam do the work.

Originally Posted by ModestoMan
Hilarious! And quick thinking with your staff.

There might have been some metal in the stem of the inner tube that arced and started the fire.

I suggest dropping the 10” segment into boiling water for a couple of minutes. It it floats, cover the pan and let the steam do the work.

PirateSteve is in my office today and he told me the exact same thing. Of course, I had to wait for him to finish laughing first.

Thanks for the advice.

789


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Your office may stink, 789, but we have all learned something for PE science.

We will all watch the numbers on your signature subtext. Maybe you should tell folks why it is you are counting down. It might be a wake-up call to other men and their wives. You know, I am sure, that I do not mean to intrude on your private life, but you did put that notice there in public and “Inquiring Minds” probably want to know. If you decide to reveal the reason for the countdown, put it in the Men’s Sexual Health Forum.


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avocet8

Originally Posted by avocet8
Your office may stink, 789, but we have all learned something for PE science.

We will all watch the numbers on your signature subtext. Maybe you should tell folks why it is you are counting down. It might be a wake-up call to other men and their wives. You know, I am sure, that I do not mean to intrude on your private life, but you did put that notice there in public and “Inquiring Minds” probably want to know. If you decide to reveal the reason for the countdown, put it in the Men’s Sexual Health Forum.

avocet you are right. I have posted a serious thread and hope I did the link thing correctly. Here it is.

Watching a bad Pap smear

Please read it if you have a chance.

789

And avocet, thank you for everything.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

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