Summertime PE Blues
Now that my kids are on summer break, my PE has been radically curtailed.
I’m a big fan of wet jelqs & I used to treasure my time alone…. seated in the big chair in my office at home….heating pad & other paraphenalia out (fulcrum bar, felt strip, talcum, etc.)….doing a long hot wrap, then wet jelqs, then stretches with powder, etc., etc…closing with a hot wrap…
Now, I’m a serious STEALTH PE’er….and I’m not too crazy about it. I find dry jelqs somewhat irritating (didn’t mind the few I would do in my regular routine, just not crazy about dry jelqs being all the jelqing I do now). It’s messed up. I have to steal a few stretches when I piss, I’m doing a quick 40-60 dry jelqs standing next to the dryer while I’m doing laundry….DAMN!!!!
My kids are just all over the house, in and out, upstairs & down. I keep thinking of getting up, quietly, around 4 a.m. & doing a workout, but I’m always too tired from work - it just never happens, coz I need my sleep.
I measured this morning around 6 a.m., and I did manage to hit 7.2” bpel - on a really maxed-out woody, so I’m not too depressed (that’s a new record for me - and my girth is unchanged).
Still about 70 more days of this shit!!! Then they’re back in school. In the meantime, if I could go into the Fall/school season at about 7.5” then this Summer of stealth PE won’t seem like a total waste. I’ll then be mega-psyched for the Fall & I’m sure I’d be over 8 (& going strong) in no time at all.
All you single guys out there, you don’t know how damn lucky you are! I only wish I knew about PE when I was still young & single & had all the time & privacy a guy could want.