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Happy Birthday to Twat-Dude.

Please sing this in the tune of Happy Birthday.

Hope you get some tonight.
Hope you get some tonight.
Hope you get some BIRTHDAY CAKE
Hope you get some tonight.

vinni

Hey Twammy, happy birthday. You’re the tallest reason this is the best site on the internet. Have a good time during your month-long Celebration of Specialness*.

(*This is what my wife calls her birthday. During the month she thinks she has rights to anything she wants. By about the third week it gets really annoying.)

Thank you all. I appreciate your well wishing on my manafacturing date. I got a good ransom of gifts from the relatives. Ca$h, clothes, a pair of sneakers, a gift certificate to the movies (helps apathetic film majors like myself who are too lazy), Gift certificates to Barnes And Noble (for further research into talking monkeys) and one for Hooter’s. I also got smokes and a giant candle shaped like a mug of beer that I can use as prop work on slow barmaids again.

I will continue on my party for about another 8 days. Thanks for putting up with my crazed rants and other shit for the past years. Thanks again!


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Happy birthday o teaser of twats!


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Originally Posted by twatteaser
… A gift certificate to the movies (helps apathetic film majors like myself who are too lazy)
Here’s a thought- your choice of indie/ foreign/ cult flick showing here in the ‘bright lights’, at the IFC, Angelika, Sunshine, Quad- your choice, and not one, but two Mongolian Motherfuckers- on ME, you call the date, time and show, one week notice, this offer expires on New Year’s Day 2006.

As a reformed thespian type, it is my vanity to consider myself a patron of the arts- indulge me. Trust me, you’ll be a much cheaper evening than the actress/ former playmate that I spent last Friday with- with no more expectations of a Dirty Sanchez!

What the fuck is a Dirty Sanchez?


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

PS: You don’t have to do anything my friend. Your friendhsip is enough for me. But between you and I, I just found out that a girl I semi-knew and went to County College with and lived in my town, who later became a shot girl at a Philly club started doing porn. What a small world eh?

Andro, I will take you up on that offer. I think Dirty Sanchez is explained in my Rolodex of Love in LLF or some other quasi less traveled area around here.

Thanks Churchy.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

He walks in beauty, like the night

of cloudless climes and starry skies;

and all that’s best of dark and bright

meet in his aspect and his eyes…

:inlove: :swimmer: :inlove:

Happy birthday Twatt!

Thanks Para! Where did that come from?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Byron. (Substitute “she” for “he.”)

The poetry excerpt, not the sperm, pervert.

Shit. I thought it was a B-side unreleased from the Ballad momments of GnR.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

:dance:

Happy Birthday to double T

Happy Birthday to double T

Happy Birthday to double T

and a pinch to grow an inch.

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cead mile failte :lep:

Congratulations! The downside of 30 is that this is when you can’t blame it on youth and ignorance any more; that is, people expect you to have grown up. The upside is that …. uhh… …. you’re getting wiser?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Eighteen thousand posts?! Holy crap.

Happy birthday man.

-Jab

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