Our Most Prolific Poster...

Buon compleanno Twatski!

I will take the high-tech alien weapon I have in the hanger in my backyard out as soon as I finish writing this, aim it up high into the sky and blast open a blackhole in space.

I will then proceed to turboboost 30 of the hottest Euro barmaids up in it at 1 million miles per hour.

Their sweet asses should come tumbling down your front lawn in New Jersey in time for your party tonight. I am hoping not to feck up aim and have the hotties end up someplace else. Fecking fireworks are going off all over the sky here tonight.

I have asked Christoper Walken to bring the drinks and food over to your castle with Dino’s 1962 Chevy Impala. Hope you don’t mind the corpse of the SmallPenisMan that’s in the trunk…

Enjoy the day and may the God of the Almighty Barmaid Fuck of The Beyondness empower you and be with you this night, my friend. You will be 30 for quite a while now ;)

Dear TT,

Happy Birthday!!!

From your friend and occasional traveling companion.

Happy B-day Twat.

30 is where it all begins.

When Our Most Prolific Poster came up, I was at a loss as to who it was, hard to believe or what? So I thought to myself, there’s a cryptic thing going on there, I better pop back later.

Now I have and flip me it was so obvious too, it was our TT, keeper of the :-Y help us out here, what is it you’re the keeper of? Anyway, whatever it is, no matter, it’s your Birthday and you’re 30, gosh is that all? Goodness me, you must have been at the front of the queue when they were dishing out intelligence and wisdom, instinct and wit, never mind a hundred and one other things! :-k I guess you being so tall, there was plenty of room to shove everything in your direction, in abundance, for us all to enjoy.

Happy Birthday and that cheque still hasn’t arrived btw :gulp:

Happy birthday TT!

Yea, happy be-lated birthday Twatt!

Guys

Wish you were here me and TT are having a great time at his birthday bash, TT invited some local strippers and it’s turning into a real orgy.

Happy birthday my friend:D

Too much information! :faint:

Happy B-day, TT. If I could, I would nominate you for membership in The Sons of Lee Marvin club. I think you have all the qualities the great one and could carry on the tradition with aplomb!

Who’s the fiend with the electrical tape?

Happy Birthday, TWAT !!

Only 30, eh? When you grow up a little more, you can get the secret password to the dirty-old-men’s forum.

¡Feliz cumpleaños, Twat! :p arty3:

:p arty3:

Bappy Hirthday my friend (and yes I mispelled it on purpose, talking backwards ya see). I know I’m late and I apologize, but I was away from my computer until today.

I thought I was exempt since I already said this in that PM but HAPPY BIRFDAE again my street homie abductor with the trenchcoat of shadow and strange slithering kind of hair that looks like it’s in a breeze on a still calm evening. Many souls to you tonight!

Happy Birthday, TWAT! :)

Cub1961