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I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

You people are weird.

No wonder the dick fairy is ill-tempered.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Dear Dick Fairy,

Please send me a mushroom head (since I’m still undecided as to size I’ll deal with the length & girth on my own).

But if there was no such thing as PE and the dick fairy was all I had, 8.5 by 6 (cone shape)

Yours,

Mr. Fantastic


Previously known as Mr. Fantastic

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Size Myths in the Porn Industry

Fairy,
Please send me the coveted 8.5 x 6.5 nbpel. And can you return my manhood to it’s pre-pe color?

I’ll be so happy to use that 2 hr/day for something besides stretching. I might even go to bed earlier?

Originally Posted by grx
It’s been 6 months and I’m still waiting… :wave:

Complain Complain!! You have been bad!! I have been thinking of removing an inch!Now where did I put my fucking snippers. Dam tights are always riding up my ass I’m getting to old for this crap! >:<


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

I saw somebody running around with them.


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.

Mr. Dick Fairy,

I’ll take an 8.5” (NBPEL) x 6.25” unit please.

Forever Thankful
waihung


:rear: Always locked on the target.

Erect: 7.125" non-pressed length x 6.125" circumference

Flaccid: 5.5"x5.5"

Sir, I want a 9 NBP x 6.5 midshaft and a bigger head, same size as midshaft. Thanks you. What kind of payment do you take ?

Fairy god mother.

I would really like a 12” long dick but I’m not cutting off 6” for anybody

Or

My wife asked me to give her 12” and make her bleed, so I smacked her in the mouth and fucked her twice.

Or

Just give me another dick because wife reckons nobody can be that stupid pulling one dick.

Seriously a dick that fits in my partners mouth, vagina and anus without objection would be a good start.
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

Originally Posted by MoPipe
Fairy,
Please send me the coveted 8.5 x 6.5 nbpel. And can you return my manhood to it’s pre-pe color?

I’ll be so happy to use that 2 hr/day for something besides stretching. I might even go to bed earlier?

2 men 1 wish…

I want mine to be 11”x6.5”.

Dick fairy, oh dick fairy…

I saw a porno once with this guy holding a beer bottle. His dick NBP was as long as the beer bottle and he was stroking it as he prepared to take on three women.

I wish for a 8.5” NBP penis with 6” of girth. I’ll perform a ritual hanging and jelqing daily for you.

You worry about getting me the dick, I’ll worry about getting the three women….. Deal?


tug_monkey

STATS | G O A L : 8.5" x 6" BPEL | STORY

Back into PE after 3 year pause

Dear Dick Fairy, I am not a selfish as all these men that always ask you for inch gains. I will not. I will only ask you to make the dicks of all men in earth smaller than mine, thank you, I love you Fairy.

Originally Posted by arioh
Dear Dick Fairy, I am not a selfish as all these men that always ask you for inch gains. I will not. I will only ask you to make the dicks of all men in earth smaller than mine, thank you, I love you Fairy.

Now that is unique and brilliant:D


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Brilliant or not; I’m still waiting for 14” x 6”.


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.

Almost everyone wants an 8x6, but the belly tends to grow, so I think it would be better 8.5x6.5 NBP, he he he


Actual

Largo Erecto 18 cm (7" )NBP / Flácido 10 cm (4")NBP

Circunferencia Erecto 14 cm (5.5") / Flácido 10 cm (4") META: Como la de todos los pitudos moderados del foro... adivinen je je je

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