I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

10" x 7.5" would probably be too much, but if it were a wish, f#&* it I’ll take it.

Hmm. Fantasy world vs real world.

Fantasy 17 x 7.5 BP inches with wide, long fat glans and of course testicles near mango size hanging low.

Real world 12 inches bone pressed with low hanging balls. I don’t have to be inside to be happy!

For X-mas all I want is a 6.75 NBPEL and 5.5 Girth and a rock solid EQ! If I can’t have it this year I’m cool to wait for it any year! This gift takes time to make, I know!

Did this turn now into all I want for Christmas Santa instead of dick fairy? Well, I’ve been a good boy this year….an ok boy this year, heck I’m still a boy this year. Santa, Mrs Claus saw my dingaling and she says I should have 1 inch more this Christmas!

My wish is the same as when I started. I just want another inch of length and half an inch of girth.

Never mind the 2 inches of length and inch of girth I’ve already added

And if you grant me my wish, dick fairy, my next wish will be for…

Another inch of length and half an inch of girth

So let’s see how good off a boy I’ve been this year. Realistically speaking I would have to go with 8.75" length x 6.25" girth. I feel like those would be perfect measurements for my wife and and I. Even though when she sees me doing my exercises every evening from just lightly Jelqing and massaging to clamping, hanging, and pumping see has to throw in some smart remark like "Are you trying to destroy me?" Or " It’s already huge!" I don’t hear hear those complaints when we make love, actually it’s quite the opposite to " Wow your cock, it’s perfect! " I don’t get it and probably never will !! Currently I’m at just a few hairs under 8” BPEL x 5.75" girth.

I’ve now been following through and being serious with my PE exercises for a good year now, I do have to say I gained a good amount in that year so far. Right around the 1" mark for both length and girth .

Now I can also get silly with my wish and say wish for some wheres along the lines of 13” x 8" , but let’s get real there goes your sex life and possibly a relationship or even a marriage. But. On the flip side it would be pretty awesome to just whip that monster out and make millions basically from all the oohs and ah’s! But truthfully I’m going to go with the realistic wish, that way everybody wins!

@Roscoe3636 You go!!! Get those gains.

Easy these days, since I’ve tried different sizes by pumping with my wife: I’d take 10 BP x 6.5 girth all along the shaft. I’d only be able to use about 8.5 on my wife, but that’s fine, and I’d love the bragging rights of being able to prove 10 inches. And my wife likes me to be about 6.5-7 inches in girth, so I’d just take the low end and pump when she wants more.

I want my final inch both ways to be 8x6.5

This is the very first time I’m posting on this forum, but I hope by the end of this escapede, I’ll end up with a 9" x 6" dick. Dick fairy please grant me my wish

I’m happy with my dick. Thought I’d killed it, but about ten years ago Thunders Place helped bring it back to life. Quickly gained back the inch and a half in length that had been lost over nearly twenty years of not using it. Got back to my 7.75 NBP self. Was happy with that so have done very little PE these last eight years. Just a tad for the EQ benefits. As I’ve gotten older my cock has grown thicker. Probably 6.25 to 6.50 when erect.

My wish falls outside the parameters set for this thread. Since every woman’s idea of the perfect penis probably varies, the best penis would be the one that magically changes so that each woman sees it as the ideal penis for her. Adjusts to be her perfect penis for oral, then to be her perfect penis for intercourse,

I’m thinking of my beautiful sex kitten Melody as I write this. The look she had on her face that first time we disrobed is the look all men want to see. Her eyes grew wide and she blurted, "Oh what a big beautiful penis you have". Loved that look, but unfortunately even my penis turned out to be too big in that instance. Eight wonderful days of sex, but only oral sex on the menu. Melody was so tiny that no amount of lube or trying allowed us to have intercourse.

Now if only I’d had that magical penis.

Well I’d take whatever I can get, but, might as well go big or go home. I wish for a 12" ×9" dick, With a reasonable 6" flaccid state.

Hi BoorBull !
You call it a "monster" ?
Happy to read this. :-)
All the best,
DJ