I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

An 8 inch wiener and large manly nads…..

Has the dick fairy come through for anyone yet, or is this some kind of scam?

I would like to be 7.5 x 5.5 please.

8 NBPEL x 6.5 would be fine

Yes, I’ve asked the dick fairy twice for a 7.5 x 6, both flaccid and erect, uncut, but the lousy bastard turned me into a frog

8x8x8 - home of the cube dick

Guys I’m doing the best I can I’m just one fairy and lately my tights have been riding up my ass and making me cranky. And Glen what are you complaining about your the John Holmes of frogs now.

I want to take this opportunity to introduce my new program it’s called “Alpha Fairy” and it’s going to be big! I can’t give you all the details even though I’m dieing to because it’s been a life’s long dream for me. I will give you a quick hint it will be like having your own little dick fairy and all you will have to do is rub his ass and make your wish and dreams will come true!! Of course making small magic wood dick fairy’s isn’t cheap so even though I would love to give them away to help people I’m just but a poor dick fairy with bills to pay. This will only be part of the Alpha Fairy program we will have the diet fairy and a bunch of others…. I think I said too much already I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag.

Fairy interesting.

Dino, I would like a 7.5 NBPEL X 5.5 mid shaft dick with it being 8 BPEL and 6 at the base. Thanks alot.

Dino said: “This will only be part of the Alpha Fairy program we will have the diet fairy and a bunch of others…. I think I said too much already I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag.”

Too exciting. This sounds like a one-stop Fairy Mall being contemplated.

From my own experience I can tell you all that the Dick Fairy does come through; but he sure does take his good time finding the right house. Still, the visitation is worth waiting for. I found it helps to leave chocolate milk and a plate of pecan sandy cookies at your bedside. Get your wish sooner; but apparently not so good for the Dick Fairy who implies he has to do a shape-shift into Diet Fairy?

I’d like to place my order for my 14” x 6.5” please.

Thank you.

:D

Dick Fairy,I’ll have 9 inches NBP by 6.5 inches if you please.If you don’t please I’ll take anything bigger than the 7.25 and 5-7/8 I seem to be stuck at now.Thanks !

I would like one to be modestly impressive, but with one added feature. One that would be like a nike air shoe. I could pump it up once inside to ensure an perfect fit. ;)

Now that would be very cool :cool:

I suppose I would want a 8.75” non bone pressed and a 6.75” girth.