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What to tell women

I usually just tell the lady to make a fist. Then make a fist with her other hand. Then I instruct her to put one fist on top of the other. Then I tell her, “more than that” which usually puts things into a perspective that she can easily understand and verify if she likes. :D


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

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Well, if it’s too hard to hold back and you must tell them, I think it’s always good policy to over-promise and under-deliver. At least you have a better chance of getting laid. :mwink:


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Originally Posted by jollesen
Oops your never gonna get to sex if it’s a blond :D bloooooooop bad idea ;)

Or, when the blond hears “27.5”—meaning, cubic inches—she’ll really be impressed!

Not that I get asked alot, but I tell them my dick is 1.20, as in a dollar is 6 inches

You are best not to answer this question, either with an accurate or innacurate measurement. As someone stated, you kill the mystery. Women wonder about things such as your dick size and that is one less reward she will get if she fucks you. Although answering with a joke is good, i.e. well it looks like a normal penis, only smaller.


"If you can conceive it, and you can believe it...then you can achieve it."

Formerly known as Gandolf

Or you could say I got big nuts and I cannot lie

But my dick is invisible to the naked eye

Tell them your size in centimeters but without mentioning the unit.

You are not lying as you are giving the correct number.

Originally Posted by bigbencherjj
When you are going to tell a women the size of your penis do you tell them BP or NBP? I tell them NBP because that is what they are going to be seeing. Or should I tell them BP to really impress them, but I still wouldn’t be lying. What do ya’ll do?

Like, you mean when you go for a job interview or something?

Tell them to guess :)

Originally Posted by grx

I usually just tell the lady to make a fist. Then make a fist with her other hand. Then I instruct her to put one fist on top of the other. Then I tell her, “more than that” which usually puts things into a perspective that she can easily understand and verify if she likes. :D

I think I’m going to try that next time I get asked. Good idea.

Tell them; If I hit you on the head with it, it will make you dizzy.

If someone asks I usually ask pretty casually how they think I should measure. If they say from the top, I tell them my nbp, if they say from the side, I tell them my bp. Not that it’s happened that many times, but still :) .


"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."

Um, I find that the best policy is to dodge the issue altogether. As a firm believer in Quality > Quantity.. Which after all is what brought me to these boards in the first place.. I just prefer to tell them that if they saw Me, Myself and I on the beach with my shirt off they would certainly give me a second look.

Originally Posted by bigbencherjj
When you are going to tell a women the size of your penis do you tell them BP or NBP? I tell them NBP because that is what they are going to be seeing. Or should I tell them BP to really impress them, but I still wouldn’t be lying. What do ya’ll do?


I don’t tell them the size of my penis. I let them figure it out for themselves when it is inside of them.

Why do you tell them? Do they ask you? Do you work in the porn industry or just hang around intrusive rude whores?

I wouldn’t tell them BP or NBP. If they asked I would just say well there’s only one way to find out, and if they really want to know well your in for a hand-job at the VERY LEAST.


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Originally Posted by shintaro
Like, you mean when you go for a job interview or something?

On the job application where it asks SEX I always put, Occasionally

Very few women would ask. Well, Mrz G. Would. Hell if she’s had a few drinks at the nudist camps it wouldn’t surprise me if she broke out a ruler. Once this guy with a big flaccid walked by her at a camp and she yelled to him, “Hey, Studmuffins, where you going with that thang?” Later I think she did end up measuring him with a ruler. But usually, women don’t ask. If they do just say it is the size of a small child’s arm.


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