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What to tell women

When you are going to tell a women the size of your penis do you tell them BP or NBP? I tell them NBP because that is what they are going to be seeing. Or should I tell them BP to really impress them, but I still wouldn’t be lying. What do ya’ll do?

NBP, but I nearly have no fat pad

I barely have a fat pad either. The difference in measurement between BP and NBP is .5”

If you got a rather deep fat pad I would go with NBP because when your girl sees you dick she’s going to think your a liar, and I doubt explaining to her what BP is will help the situation.

Originally Posted by bigbencherjj
I barely have a fat pad either. The difference in measurement between BP and NBP is .5”


I have gained 30-35lbs over the last 8 years, from 140 in college to 170 now. Mostly Fat concentrated in my mid-section. My fat pad is now 1 1/2”

Needless to say I renewed my gym membership! 1 inch of penis gone…can’t have that!


CURRENT 04/11/2007 7.5 EBP X 5.25 EG Mid Shaft, 6.5 NBPEL!

GOAL 05/30/2008 8.5 EBP X 6.00 EG Mid Shaft, 7.5 NBPEL!

Never been asked.

If I was I wouldn’t be concerned about presenting an accurate statistic.

I’d make a joke of it.

Just tell them they can measure it if they want otherwise don’t tell them. They usually guess larger anyway.

Originally Posted by bigbencherjj
When you are going to tell a women the size of your penis do you tell them BP or NBP? I tell them NBP because that is what they are going to be seeing. Or should I tell them BP to really impress them, but I still wouldn’t be lying. What do ya’ll do?

Most women won’t ask the size of your penis. I’ve never known one who did. If ever asked I’ll simply state that my girlfriend says it’s “fucking huge.” (Which she does.) Other than that, I don’t see a need to advertise size. Most women will be unimpressed anyway. A lot of guys lie about their size, so if you tell a woman seven and the last guy had six but claimed eight, he will have ruined it for you.


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I tell them NBP because that is what they are going to be seeing.

True, but BP is what they are going to feel ;)


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Originally Posted by jordon
I’d make a joke of it.

That’s the best way man.

Funny thing to do, is when you’ve got a one night stand back to your place, and when you’re just about to get your pants off you act all sheepish.You pretend that you’re really tiny and are embarrased to show her your cock.You just play this game for about 30 seconds or so, and then whip it out and laugh.

It’s amazing to see her face go from sad to happy so quickly.

Obviously dont do this if you genuinely are small.I’m not huge by any standards (7.5” x 5.2) but nowhere near the size I make myself out to be,when I do my little act.

Gets a nice buzz going before you start fucking!

karmaz that is hilarious. I will have to try that. It will be so funny to see her face.

Originally Posted by SNM
Just tell them they can measure it if they want otherwise don’t tell them. They usually guess larger anyway.

Yes, yes, and yes. Why tell them? Keep the mystery alive. If they want to see it, they can have sex with you, otherwise, it’s none of their business. If you really want to have fun, before sex, let them measure it from the bottom side. Hell, stretch your balls back a little and start from down there. 100-1 she doesn’t know the proper way to measure.


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

Give her the measurement of the volume of your dick in cubic inches. That will make her think!

Originally Posted by motivated
Give her the measurement of the volume of your dick in cubic inches. That will make her think!

Oops your never gonna get to sex if it’s a blond :D bloooooooop bad idea ;)


Just make sure there´s room for it!

Tell them, it’s more than a handfull.

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