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what NOT to use as lube EVER!!

Guys, no matter whether you’re having sex, jelqing, or anything else, you should never, EVER use Crisco for lubrication.

Why should guys doing PE - especially guys going for length - never, ever use Crisco for lube?

Because Crisco is shortening.


11/09 - Egms 6.375, Bpel 6.25; 9/10 - Egms 6.6, Bpel 7.0 1/12 Egms 6.6, Bpel 7.0

Vicks will liven things up, maybe for longer than you want.

Bengay was a bad idea

Good one. Ha ha.

Ha haha. But don’t use soap!

Never Get Toothpaste Near Your Urethra, Dont Ever Do It.

Minty toothpaste is absolutely the more horrible experience you’ll ever have. It’s best to turn on the light to see what you actually have in your hand before applying it.

It’s hard to believe a grown man can scream like that.

-damfino

Never use a knife as lubrication.. seriously


Starting: 6.5" NBPEL, 5" EG

Oct 2014: 7" NBPEL, 5.5" EG

Long Term Goal: 8.5" NBPEL, 6.5" EG = VIKING SIZE!

Originally Posted by Damfino
Minty toothpaste is absolutely the more horrible experience you’ll ever have. It’s best to turn on the light to see what you actually have in your hand before applying it.

It’s hard to believe a grown man can scream like that.

-damfino

I did it when I was 6. Did not go to sleep after.

Okay, I’m curious. Why were you putting tooth paste on your dick when you were 6?

Don’t tell me, you didn’t want to get a cavity like Sis.


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

Originally Posted by jbeacinu
Ha haha. But don’t use soap!

Been there, done that… not a good idea.


Start: Dec 2009 - 5.75 [BPEL] x 5.25 [MSEG] 5.5 [BASE]

April 2010 - 6.00 [BPEL x 5.3 [MSEG] 5.5 [BASE]

Current Goal: - 7.00 NBPEL x 5.75 [MSEG & BASE]

Originally Posted by Corvo

Been there, done that… not a good idea.

The stinging!

Very funny jimbeaux! That joke is clever in its simplicity. I believe its an original to. At least in the PE world.


I'm consistent in spurts, but gains are undeniable!

2007: BPEL 5.5" / MSEG 4.7" / BG 5.5"

2017: BPEL 6.8" / MSEG 5.3" / BG 6"

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