Potato Chips ( crisps) are also not a good lube.
Always be cool.
Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75
dieselpower
what NOT to use as lube EVER!!
MisterWhiskers
Deep Heat is definitely not a good lube.
Current Stats: 6.9BPEL/6.4NBPEL 5.5MEG.
Current Goal: 7BPEL/6.5NBPEL 5.75MEG.
Scackman
Being an emo I often enjoy using my tears as lubrication.
I love this place!
Thibulous
I have a void.
Johnathon Doe
Originally Posted by Big Girtha
Okay, I’m curious. Why were you putting tooth paste on your dick when you were 6?
I really don’t recall. It seemed like a good idea to my six year old mind.
hopeful2hanglow
I find most hand and body lotions to be terrible lubes, since they dry quickly. Same with cocoa butter, some men on T’s rave about it, but they dry so quick.
I'm consistent in spurts, but gains are undeniable!
2007: BPEL 5.5" / MSEG 4.7" / BG 5.5"
2017: BPEL 6.8" / MSEG 5.3" / BG 6"
rudie86
Originally Posted by Damfino
It’s hard to believe a grown man can scream like that.
-damfino
:homer:
LoL.
alborz
Never use Vodka as lubrication after a long PE session. It burns.
Tweaking
In Mother Russia, vodka uses you as lubrication.
Lampwick
Originally Posted by Tweaking
If it’s an original, it’s not the first time it’s an original:
- Silicone Based Lube = Excellent for Jelqing
Yeah, and I found the earlier time I told that:
Lampwick - Does PE really work?
Not sure it was original even then.
Lampwick
“The first incidence I could find of ‘Crisco? Shortening!’ here was by KT88 (April Fools Day, 2007):
KT88 - New PE Technique for Big Gains!
The first version of the longer form of the joke here was told by fow:
And HE attributes it to hearing it from his wife.
Herballist
I stuck hinge oil on my penis because I thought it was squeaking during masturbation…
… while screaming and rolling about on the floor, I found a mouse.
Time to measure girth soon... previously 4.5", been targeting girth for months!
Herballist
Originally Posted by Johnathon Doe
I really don’t recall. It seemed like a good idea to my six year old mind.
Maybe your glans was experiencing discoloration?
Time to measure girth soon... previously 4.5", been targeting girth for months!
Justemoi
Hehe.
MisterWhiskers
Originally Posted by Johnathon Doe
I really don’t recall. It seemed like a good idea to my six year old mind.
At least you don’t have penis plaque anymore.
Current Stats: 6.9BPEL/6.4NBPEL 5.5MEG.
Current Goal: 7BPEL/6.5NBPEL 5.75MEG.
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