So I've read about 15 threads on ballooning.
And I still have no idea what it is.
In light of my encounter with this nefarious entity, I dedicate this thread to the most elusive and mysterious of all men’s sexual health routines, ballooning!
Seriously people.Reading ballooning threads is like watching Alberto Gonzalez testify in front of the Senate. You start with nothing, proceed to inquire, and end up with less clarity than the nothing you started with.
I did, however, learn that ballooning has nothing to do with hanging yourself from a tree by your penis.