So I've read about 15 threads on ballooning.

I know how to do ballooning although my feelings as to its effectiveness are somewhat ambiguous. What I haven’t got a clue on is how to write a description that sounds like anything other than what Tourniquet wrote.

A few basic tips:

• The key to ballooning is anal breathing.
• The key to anal breathing is breath mints.

Help me I think dieing here! Hehehehe wheres my breath mints! Hehehehe!

Well I see that I’m not alone on this one.Is there any chance for a “Ballooning 101” step by step guide? Can anyone explain how to find the “magic” sweet spot and most importantly how to breath anally in a safe way, because the last time I was trying to re-direct the “energy” I had almost shit myself and I am quite positive it is not exactly the type of “energy” that has been mentioned in a 30 something page thread describing this mysterious technique.

Kind Regards.

No!
Well beings you insist.

The magic spot or sweat spot is usually located on top of your penis near the pubic bone,some guys have an indentation there. Rub it gently.
You may also gently rub the top of your glans,the corona, the sides of your penis. This produces wickedly huge erections.
Anal breathing mearly means you pucker your ass hole push in and out in and and out like your farting!
You want to do this while your are rubbing. If you can do not ejaculate. However I do ejaculate because I can’t really deal with the higher energy levels I get the next day. But I have gone up to 7 days without ejaculating. But now that I’m taking Alpha Arginine ketoglutarate I like the big huge cum loads I have been getting.

Signs to look for:
Big huge erection with veins popping out everywhere.
Your turkey neck if you have one fills in with erect penis.

Hahaha, very funny posts :) .

Your time would be better spent studying something else.

Ballooning is great, once you get it.

People who balloon are now to be known as balloonies or just loonies for short.

Lol.Just hacking on you guys. I’m still trying to breach the confines of this esoteric venture.

Heh, it’s not all that hard once you get it, and it really does do wonders for workouts - pretty soon, I’m going to post a thread on my jelqing technique, and ballooning is an integral part of that.

Lol…