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Oatmeal - the wonder breakfast meal

Oatmeal - the wonder breakfast meal

Now I’m not sure, but I’ve heard (from my older brother, who eats oatmeal) that there was a study done somewhere that said men who ate oatmeal had bigger penises, and that the oatmeal has something in it that enlarges your penis. I’m not sure about the truth of this and I typed it in google, but I didn’t get good results, not sure if I got porn ;D.

I’m new to these forums so I’m also going to say hi. I’m gonna start out with the newbie routine and work my way up, I mostly want girth though, my length is pretty good, I might half an inch, an inch, or an inch and a half but I’m pretty well off already though I havn’t measured. My hope is that through going on these forums I’ll be encouraged enough to stick to my PE practice.

Don’t know about the oatmeal, am skeptic though.

Anyways, good luck and welcome! :)

Hello, you’re doing yourself good by sticking to the newbie to start off :up: . About oatmeal, I don’t know about that one. Seems like :BS: to me. I always wondered how that pilgrim got soo hung… Maybe he used oatmeal as his jelqing lube possibly?

Lol. It seems like using oatmeal as a lube would rather kill my erection than make it increase.

I eat oatmeal everyday and I think that was just a myth for people to eat more oatmeal.

Yea that’s bullshit, stick to the newbie routine.
Later

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I see it now… tons of forum members running to the supermarket and buying up every container of Quaker oats.

Maybe Quaker will print “may increase penis size” on the label. That would be one hell of a marketing campain!


JAPP

Observe... learn from other people's mistakes.

I eat oatmeal quite often. There is nothing spectacular about my penis so that could say one of two things:

1. Oatmeal doesn’t increase penis size.

2. I would have had a below average penis but since I frequently ate oatmeal it turned out to be average.


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

I’ve eaten oatmeal all my life. I’m big all over EXCEPT for my penis. I must be doing it wrong.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Originally Posted by Churchy Lefemme
I’ve eaten oatmeal all my life. I’m big all over EXCEPT for my penis. I must be doing it wrong.

How much oatmeal you eating? :p


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

Originally Posted by Gut Scrambler
How much oatmeal you eating? :p

Let’s just say I get a Christmas card from Quaker Oats every year.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Originally Posted by Churchy Lefemme
I’ve eaten oatmeal all my life. I’m big all over EXCEPT for my penis. I must be doing it wrong.

You’re supposed to feed the Oatmeal directly to your penis.

I remember reading somewhere on thunders that oatmeal can increase testosterone.

Can’t be bothered searching, think the effect is very slight.


Grow yourself a whopper, then tell her to fuck off.

I could see how Oatmeal would be a good medium for warming the penis before PE. It would provide good contact and moist heat, and stays hot for a long time.

Doing this could help with PE and take care of breakfast, while adding a “nutty flavor”.


Horny Bastard

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