Thunder's Place

The big penis and mens' sexual health source, increasing penis size around the world.

Oatmeal - the wonder breakfast meal

I have been secretly doing a hot wrap of oatmeal unbeknownst to my colleagues.

My penis is unaffected but my skin just glows.

This is new, usually JAPP is the cynic, but now it’s my turn: I think the main difference between quick oatmeal and regular oatmeal is … packaging. And maybe a little salt. Read the label.

Anyway.

There is no ‘pilgrim’; the guy on the box is a Quaker. The name Quaker Oats might have been the tip-off for some, but the discerning eye knows the real difference is the hat.

Pilgims wore a tri-corner hat, whearas the Quakers wear, well, a Quaker hat which is a round, broad-brimmed hat. The whole point is to find God within and not be caught up in fanciful, materialist world. One way is to eschew fashion and maintain simplicity and plain-ness.

Everybody please rise, open your hymnal, and sing.

'Tis the gift to be simple
'Tis the gift to be free
'Tis the gift to come down
Where we ought to be…

Oh wait, that’s a Shaker hymn.

Shakers and Quakers; I get them confused. They wear the same hats actually, which throws me off.

But pilgrims … their hats are much easier to identify.

Where were we? Oh yeah, oatmeal.

Mr. Tips stole my thunder. He’s right on. Green oats are indeed the wild oats we boys need to sow. Quaker hasn’t made a breakfast cereal out of them as yet to my knowledge.

Centrum is crap - one of the least bio-available multi’s. Don’t remember where I read that - for the last 8 years vitamins and herbal supplements have been a hobby, and I’ve covered a lot of literature. I have no link, but remember reading a review of drugstore and supermarket multi’s and Centrum was dead last. Twin-lab is respectable. There are lots of good ones.

Oats have protein. A decent amount for a grain. About 5g per 40g serving. They’re an excellent high-fiber complex carb.

It’s the right thing to do.

Mares eat oats & Does eat oats,
and neither have big dicks.

The month just got longer, didn’t it?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

From the Quaker Oats people:

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is the difference between Quaker Old Fashioned Oatmeal and Quick Quaker Oats?

Quaker Old Fashioned Oats are whole oat groats that are rolled to flatten them. They contain all parts of the oat grain including the bran, endosperm and germ portion. Quick Quaker Oats are made the same way but are simply cut into slightly smaller pieces so they cook faster.

How does Instant Quaker Oatmeal differ from Old Fashioned Quaker Oats and Quick Quaker Oats?

Instant Quaker Oats use the exact same oats, only they are rolled a little bit thinner and cut finer so that they cook very quickly. Additionally, they have some flavoring ingredients added.

http://www.quakeroats.com/qfb_OurBr…l.cfm?BrandID=5

Interesting.


Horny Bastard


Last edited by mravg : 01-05-2007 at .

Some people (like the zone dude Barry Sears), say that instant oats have the carbs more broken down so they are absorbed faster, and have a higher glycemic index. I don’t know.


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by Borat
Quaker is the company that makes the oats I eat.
I didn’t mention it before because I didn’t know if they were sold outside of Canada.


So … what? You think Canada has a higher population of Quakers than, say … the US?

Originally Posted by Borat
Get the Quaker Instant Oatmeal - My favourite is Peaches and Cream.

Here’s a link.

http://www.quakeroatmeal.com/qo_our…tes/product.cfm

Seriously though, if we’re talking health, plain oatmeal with cinnamin, almonds, and fresh blueberries or blackberries, maybe a coulpe of tablesppoons of ground flax seed meal (for omega-3s), is better for you than the sugar and Peach flavouring. But there’s no accounting for taste.

As far as acounts, I’ll need the routing number and the numbers of your personal accounts along with your bank’s physical address, if I’m going to wire you the money. Any and all access codes to these accounts would help to expedite the process. You can PM me.

How much of a deposit should I make per inch of mesurement?

[quote=Borat]
Borat, hero to the people

Nice! I like!

High five!


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
This is new, usually JAPP is the cynic, but now it’s my turn:

I’m a realist. Yo mama’s a cynic.


JAPP

Observe... learn from other people's mistakes.

Actually, being that the country with the most Quakers is Kenya, I can only assume that the brand is African in origin.

You can tell just by looking at the Quaker Oats guy.

Yeshmesh!

-Borat, invites you to the pants party

Originally Posted by NonStock2001
I’m on my way to the store to get some oatmeal.

You shouldn’t post while you’re driving.

Originally Posted by Borat
Actually, being that the country with the most Quakers is Kenya, I can only assume that the brand is African in origin.

You can tell just by looking at the Quaker Oats guy.

Yeshmesh!

-Borat, invites you to the pants party

Those Kenyan Quakers have it rough. They have to dig to the United States to get their oats. The word on the street is that the other Quakers call the Kenyans “Earth Quakers”.


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

I googled [oatmeal penis] I didn’t find anything about oatmeal making your penis bigger, but I did find…

Oatmeal, or God, causes foreskin to swell:
http://www.jackinworld.com/bios/bio106.html

Oatmeal is mentioned metaphorically here:
http://www.freddyandeddy.com/produc…oductreview.htm

A device for measuring the penis. The linked page must have mentioned oatmeal somewhere:
http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7147609

Keep your Jesus off my penis:
http://teresacentric.typepad.com/fi…your_jesus.html
(Hmmm… Teresa’s cute, smart, and lives close by. Nah. Very engaged, apparently.)

This long story is about penises. It mentions oatmeal, and it might be someone’s idea of a joke.
http://www.compleatmother.com/thething.htm

Wait. Oatmeal allegedly contains arginine. Maybe that’s how all this started:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i…29222719AAVGIGs

Oatmeal gets in the last word here. I laughed out loud at #2.
http://www.mattkruse.com/humor/top_9_sex_jokes.txt

Originally Posted by penflex
The taste and texture of oatmeal sickens me bulemic.

I know that it’s good for you, but I prefer a couple egg whites and a piece of brown toast :shrug:

The taste and texture of egg whites sickens me bulemic.

Breakfast for me is usually coffee, three servings of oatmeal, coffee, a six-egg omelette with bacon and shredded sharp cheddar, coffee, orange juice, and coffee.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Quote
Centrum is crap - one of the least bio-available multi’s. Don’t remember where I read that - for the last 8 years vitamins and herbal supplements have been a hobby, and I’ve covered a lot of literature. I have no link, but remember reading a review of drugstore and supermarket multi’s and Centrum was dead last. Twin-lab is respectable. There are lots of good ones.

Hey Hap,

Put up or shut up. ;)


Penis Enlargement Forum -- How To Jelq -- Free Penis Enlargement Videos

Make a Donation This place runs on donations, help out if you can. Thanks.

:rofl: at ham chunks and [oatmeal penis]…

Originally Posted by I Get It

You shouldn’t post while you’re driving.

:rolling:

Originally Posted by Gut Scrambler

Those Kenyan Quakers have it rough. They have to dig to the United States to get their oats. The word on the street is that the other Quakers call the Kenyans “Earth Quakers”.

:rolling:


Horny Bastard

That “Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis” video was hilarious.

Privacy info: Clicking on this image will enable content from youtube.com
for those that missed it.

But yeah, oatmeal is good. I have a bowl of it every day. Now that I have a juicer, who knows what healthy stuff I can come up with.

Just don’t stick your penis in there. Or your Jesus.

-Borat, makes sense most of the time

Top

All times are GMT. The time now is 09:19 AM.