I heard that sending money to Canadians will make your penis bigger. One man from Kentucky sent us $100 and his penis grew 2 inches in a week!
You should try to outdo this man.
Seriously though, oatmeal cereal is the healthiest cereal out there, with the exception of possibly granola cereal.
I’ve eaten it all my life, and it was one of the most popular breakfast additions in boot camp.
It’s got plenty of protein, and gives plenty of energy. It’s all around great for you.
So, from there we can extrapolate that if the body is healthy and fit, the penis, being part of said body, would also be healthy and fit.
-Borat, awaiting your generous donation
I think oatmeal has almost no protein. But it’s a great carbohydrate.
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