No gains after a month of jelqing. someone please be honest with me.

I have jelqed for about a month now (10-15 m a day) and see no results. Now I read on the forums that few people ever see results with jelqing, I.e. Via the newbie routine (why bother doing it then?).

Does jelqing alone work? (No clamping or any of that extreme stuff).

I’m no expert but I think that most people see results in the form of erection quality improvements. I think that the newbie routine is generally thought to be a way to get your penis ready for more advanced enlargement exercises that usually have better results. Though people do get gains from the newbie routine, myself included (I just finished a month). My gains were modest girth gains but after a month I didn’t expect anything at all so I’m happy with that. I plan on doing clamping after I’ve conditioned my penis with the newbie routine. For me the newbie routine was always a means to the end, and gains along the way are just a bonus. Now if I clamp for a couple of months with no gains then I will be disappointed!

The newbie routine is the backbone of many ‘big gainers’, actually. 1 month is not enough to see big gains, although you should notice a fatter flaccid and better EQ. I don’t see stretching in your routine?

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Where do you guys get this stuff? The super advanced PE that is responsible for the majority of gains is the newbie routine.

Well you know more about it than I do so I’ll take your word for it. I just base it off of what I’ve read on these forums. I’ve seen positive reviews but I’ve seen what seems to be more reviews titled “finished the newbie routine, no gains”. But hey I’m gaining so no complaints here.

I was told that it is best to do as little PE as possible in the beginning, and to stick to the newbie routine to the T. I hope you were and have been doing stretches and using a hot wrap. Plus I heard you can get some newbie gains during or after the initial 3 months, but it is also for conditioning purposes when you incorporate new techniques and routines. You should definitely have better EQ though, just as marinera mentioned.

It took me about three months before I knew (for sure) I was gaining. I had by that time about a quarter inch increase in length. A month is to early to declare failure or success.

Yes. Provided you do the proper warm-up and incrementally increase your jelqing activities over time.

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Um… The Newbie Routine is PE, is it not?

You guys are confusing me. My best gains came from The Newbie Routine, by the way.

I hope so too.

I would say 3-4 months of the Newbie routine minimum; including warm up, manual stretches (like sports stretches you lengthen just shy of pain, hold for 20-30 seconds and then ease out of the stretch, wait about a minute and repeat, do 9 or so of these in all directions; you do NOT use all your strength to yank the thing off); and jelqing: at 60% to 80% erection; and, last but not least, 25-50 Kegels per day.

10-15 minutes of jelqing is not really much of a commitment.

What I outlined up there should take 30 - 45 minutes, assuming you are taking breaks to stay warmed up in between.

Kegels can be done anywhere, anytime. Driving, at the movies, in a lecture, reading your morning e-mail. I would recommend that you don’t multi-task at first, because the whole point of taking time with the Newbie Routine is to get to know your body, know the exercises, and learn how to do them properly.

Exactly right. A month is about the time where you start to understand if you’re doing the exercise right.

My guess, bsem? You’re still in the learning curve.

I have been doing a hanging routine for the last month and a half I start with jelqing for about 20 min then hang for 20 w/10lbs then pump for another 20 (not always as regimented as I should be) and take days off when I don’t have time for it. So far I have gone from BPEL of 7 to 7.25, girth I am not sweatin right now my goal is 8.5 by next Nov. My point by the way is this, I think you need to consider all the options that are presented to you in this forum, determine what your goals are and understand that it is going to take a while to get results. From what I have read there are hard gainers and there are easy gainers and everyone in between. I also think there are those that put in the time and those who put in a little and expect it all in a short time. Now that you have put in some good time conditioning you should maybe look at some of the other options (research, research, research) see what you think and then try it but I would definitely give it longer than 30 days to show results. Really pay close attention to what your prick is telling you. I personally can deal with some pain and know that after hanging my junk don’t wanna play so I give it a good coat of vitamin E and some good lotion then leave it alone. I didn’t even measure for the first time until 2 days ago and when I saw 7.75 I was like holy crap that is cool but then realized that I just got done with hanging jelqing and pumping (The latter really threw the whole thing off), but I measured again the next day and got a 7.25 BPEL so I know this stuff really works.

If I had only found out about this when I first thought about going under the knife 20 years ago I would have a 10 X 7 inch kong dong by now.

bixey5o

What the hell are you thinking?

A guy posts a question about jelqing, clearly demonstrating that he is just scratching the surface of PE and you come back with your secret sauce routine?

Just so you know we don’t encourage folks to go with a 10 lb hanging routine, with an indeterminate pumping component, and some token jelqing thrown in (to stay on topic?). That’s advanced stuff and can lead to injury for folks who don’t know what they’re doing. Let him get a handle on The Newbie Routine. Really.

There’s a reason we say a minimum of 3 - 4 months. His first month of frustration is, in fact, part of the reason: he is clearly still learning.

You have a few points within your post which are appropriate.

That’s about it.

Showcasing your fancy PE routine and your gains is a great way to send someone off to the races way before they’re ready.

Please THINK before you post.

I’m going to make this very simple, ok.

Your first few months of jelqing will improve among many things blood flow, vascularity, and erection strength. This is the important beginning to all advances in girth and length gains for without improved blood flow and the ability to determine the right amount of force, you will not progress very much while remaining injury resistant. You will most likely gain a fraction of an inch every 2 weeks starting out while your penis adjusts and have stronger erections, but don’t mistake of “more is more” because you simply can not bully any part of your body to grow beyond it’s natural ability without direr consequences and stress on your recovery systems, i.e. poor PI and possible ED as well as adrenal fatigue. That is why you can expect to gain your first .25” in about 16 weeks after starting and gain as much as .5-.75” in about a year of constant work. Over the course of the next few years progress will slow down a bit as many vets can tell you and more advanced techniques are required but for now, just STICK WITH THE NEWBIE ROUTINE.

Wow, I did think before I posted read the whole post in it’s entirety and maybe you will start thinking before you send your reactionary responses and learn something at the same time.

First I gave bsem my routine as an example (I know that he won’t find any of those on his own because this is the only place he has ever looked for information on the subject. He woke up one morning and said THUNDERS PLACE IS WHERE I’LL START MY QUEST FOR A LARGER PENIS AND THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE I WILL EVER LOOK, FOR IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM.

Second I didn’t tell bsem to do this routine what did I tell him? I said “(research, research, research) see what you think and then try it but I would definitely give it longer than 30 days to show results. Really pay close attention to what your prick is telling you.”, so as for the “Just so you know we don’t encourage folks to go with a 10 lb hanging routine” NEITHER DID I!! Or did I miss the the part where I wrote I think it’s time for you to tie a dumbbell to your junk and swing it like a prop (pretty sure that that’s not in there maybe I should check again)(nope still not there). At some point we all tried something outside the newbie and bsem will when he is ready.

Just like to add that when I talk to people I try to use a tone that I would talk to my Grandfather with IE: What Mr. Happy meant to say is: bixey5o I think that in this forum that we might try to stay away from any advanced routines because this might give the impression that we are encouraging bsem to move into one perhaps before he is ready. Not “bixey5o What the hell are you thinking?” and “And THINK before you post.”

Just so you know you are not qualified to be my father and it appears not yet qualified to be a moderator (not mature enough yet). If you react this way to anything “you think” is out of bounds I wouldn’t be surprised if you were asked to turn in your hat (soon I hope for the sake of the organization).

(Moderator moderate thy self ) what the heck kind of ham fisted approach do you take when you reprimand your kids cut there heads off in a fit of rage then send them to their room? You Sir are a complete Buffoon and I pity your children. May God have mercy on there souls. If there are no children I urge you to make a vary small meal of Rocky Mountain Oysters of yourself for yourself.

Don’t bother responding to this post as I am voluntarily walking away from this forum. I thought that I had stumbled upon a place where grown men could freely exchange ideas and thoughts, I had no idea that any perceived wrong doing would be dealt with by a Gestapo on a power trip from hell.

Good bye

Don’t take this as merely an insult try to learn from it. I dare ya

I see I have your attention.

You seem upset.

I apologize if I came on too strong.

Check your PM’s

I see I have yours!

No not upset just sad for the gene pool.

Don’t think that you read the whole thing again.

Will you ever learn?

No, what you started out telling bsem

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS ORIGINAL QUESTION, “Does jelqing alone work? (No clamping or any of that extreme stuff).” Instead you fly off the handle in a wild tangent bragging about your routine then trying to justify it with bite sized pieces of inspiration to stay the course. You could have made that point from the very beginning and saved yourself a lot of trouble, but now you’re just trying to defend yourself in a childish way to the one person on this forum who can punish you. You jump to wild conclusions about a moderator trying to be your father when it seems you are not mature enough to handle anonymous online criticism without taking it to heart.

If you want to leave and take some time to yourself that’s fine, but don’t burn any bridges along the way.