New guy looking to get longer and thicker

I’m new here, I signed up a few years ago but I never got thru, it was a problem on my part. I didn’t click the link in my email. I’m here looking to get longer and thicker. I’m 28 and I wonder if I’m to old to gain inches in length and in girth. What is the best routine to gain inches in length and girth? I’m 7x6.8 and id like to get to 8.5x7.5 but my ultimate goal would be 10x7.5-8. Does anyone know whats the best way, and the quickest way to attain these goals?

Do you want a job in a circus? :)

There isn’t any ‘quick way’. Start with the newbie routine, the best place ever.

Fuck man, are you trying to kill someone? You did mean 6.8 inch girth to start with, yes? Can I ask you what is motivating you to want something more than 6.8 girth?

Fastest way for those measurements is to turn into a horse.

Indeed.

Threads like these make me feel depressed :eek:

Nice

Listen, man, I’m not try’n to get anyone upset, it’s just that I’ve been told that I’m small and I’ve been told that if I get a a bit bigger then id be perfect.. I just want to get longer and thicker. Whats the best routine, hang’n, jelq and hand excercises or pumping. I’m serious about getting longer and thicker, it’s not like if I’m getting women anyway, so who cares. All my life I always thought I was small, and women have told me so. I’ve only had one girlfriend b4 and about 3 fuck buddies. I lost my virginity at 24. I haven’t had any sexual contact in over a year. So why not.. Women really don’t care about me. I’ve always been a shy guy so that probably doesn’t help. I’m not asking for instant results I just want the most effective training routine. I workout on a regualr basis so I know a thing or to about patience and waiting for results.. I just want the most effective method 1st and once I’ve achieved all that I can from that routine id change and do another.

Yes, I have 6.8 in girth.

I gather getting thicker my long term goal of between 7-8 is a bit big and getting to 10 is a bit much but hey, it’s not like if I’m getting sex to begin with. But those are my long term goals.. I’m looking to get to 8.5 long and 7-7.5 in girth in maybe two to three years. Whats the best routine?

I can kind of understand the length, but I really don’t understand the girth. I think with a girth of 6.8 inches, you might have some trouble meeting women who can take it, but I wouldn’t say it’s out of the question. What I really don’t get through is 7.5 inches in girth. You’re really narrowing it down at that point.

Xspree, chat speaking (b4 and such) are not allowed on this forum. I suggest you to read the Forum Guidelines before some nazi grammar moderator yells at you.

About your question, it was already answered, but I’ll repeat: read here
START HERE ——-> NEWBIE ROUTINE <——- Important Newbie Threads/Info

and you’ll find ‘the quickest way’. It is called ‘newbie routine’. Good luck.

Obvious troll is obvious? :-k

Either that, or he’s dated trolls. 16’ tall female trolls.

6.8” girth is like 99.9999% percentile girth!

That’s pretty fucked up if a girl actually did tell you you’re small (while her pussy was bleeding).

You already stated that you are not the most confident guy in the world, and apparently the women you hang around want to knock you down even further.

I have to say, I think your penis is probably the one thing you don’t have to worry about. I think your time would be much better spent addressing other issues.

Marinera, thank you. I’ll definately checkout the link.. Tossed Salad, I’m not trolling and what I wrote is the truth.. You might think I’m makeing it up but sadly it’s true.. Women here in westchester ny about 30 to 45 minutes away from NYC suck.. Growing up I was made fun of all my life for being to white looking to be black.. I’m a bi racial guy, my father is white my mother is black. I turned out looking more like him, with lighter skin. My brother is closer to my mother, complexion wise. I was made fun of because I can grow an afro, my brother was and is the one everyone flocked to, he was the one all the girls wanted to be friends with, and some of the guys aswell. It was cool to be friends with the one black guy at school but they weren’t as friendly to me cause I looked white to them.. So no, I’m not a friggin troll, I’m not tryn to make people feel bad. Cause all my life I’ve been told that I’m small. So I know how it feels, I have always been shy and I have always been quite but I gather from your response and from some others thats not the case. So, if you feel offended Tossed Salad in any way thats on you!! It aint on me. I’m telling you and others a lil bit about me and why I am here.. I don’t know you, I don’t know what size you are? So what is the problem with me telling a bit about me and why I am here.. I used to be part of lpsg and that site is cool, they give some helpful penis enlargement info, but some of those guys suggested I join this site because it’s more informative. I got tired of them cause I’m not gay, and it seems the homo/gay men run that frigging site.. I was tired of it!! And it wasn’t informative What is it, because you have over 4,414 posts you are somehow special? Guess what, I’m not a troll, I am here to get bigger, thats it!! What are you here for?