Iron Crotch
I have to ask, because my SO never got around to it.
Been reading about this guy in my ex’s kung fu magazines for ages: http://www.ironcrotch.com
From the “Bigger, Longer, Harder” article:
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This is the ancient qigong practice involves progressive weight training with your private parts. In tandem with a strict curriculum of qigong exercises, 99 Power Practice is rooted in Taoism and Shaolin Muscle-Tendon Change. In fact, the common name “Iron Crotch” doesn’t really get at what this unusual practice is all about. Actually, it is more of a vitality practice than a martial one – Tu’s ability to withstand blows to the crotch is just an additional benefit. Beyond vitality, of course, there’s the sex. Tu acknowledges “This is really great for sex.” According to Tu “When you are young, size does matter. Every body is NOT born with the same size and this area is NOT the same size for everybody. If you are big there, it means you are in good health. If you are heavy in that area, you have an extraordinary body. You are in excellent health. At middle age, length matters. If you are long, it means your blood circulation is good. Your heart works well and you look healthy. When you are old, it’s softness and hardness that matters. Hard means your blood circulation is good. And the saying goes, ‘if you are long, hard, and big when you are young, it is the best thing ever. If you can keep it hard when you are old, that means your body is in excellent shape.’” He cites three main benefits of his extraordinary practice. First is that it strengthens your immune system. Second it increases your energy. And third is threefold – it makes you bigger, longer and harder. Look out Viagra. Here comes some internal Taoist alchemy to put your external pills to shame.
Anyone seen this before? Comments?? (He does also recommend certain exercises for women, involving kegels and jade eggs, I should add)
