I fucked a chicken today

I’m new, but I have read enough info and know my body well enough to conclude that clamping early in my routine will not hurt. I’ve been clamping for about 2 weeks now and the results are fantastic. Now, I use to just jelq and stretch and the results seemed very minimal. I would do my routine, get a good pump and a half hour later my dick becomes micro-penis. So, through this frustration and a lot of confidence in my cocks ability to withstand extreme pressure, I decided to keep going with the clamps after everyone suggested not too. I am very careful when clamping and I have nothing distracting me as I clamp. I started very slow with 1 set of 5 minutes everyday, and moved up to 2 sets of 5 min this week. I have found that I can damn near blow my gos head off when I cum, my flaccid hang is meaty and my dick just looks better than ever. I have absolutely no pain and it already feels like it’s working. I understand the reasoning behind telling everyone that they should do the newbie routine before going into the advanced stages, but like I’ve seen written here many times, everyone is different. So, I will continue to clamp and experiment with PROGRESSION of intensity. I honestly feel as though everyone can start off clamping, but start with 2 1/2 min 1 time a day for a week the move to 5 min a day and so on until you reach 15 minutes for one set. After achieving that intensity you can move on to 2 sets of 5 minutes everyday for a week, then 10, and 15. I think that 3-4 15 minutes sessions everyday will increase both my girth and lenght. I will only do jelqs and stretchs between sets as supplementary work and circulation. If I break my dick in the process then I’ll be sure to let you know. I also don’t feel as though one can “over-train” the dick. The dick IS NOT a muscle and if you want gains you have to steadily increase to load of intensity and always make sure it has optimal circulation. I say fuck the bullshit of waiting a year to get a half inch either way. As long as I progressively increase the load I’ll be fine up to 15 minutes. I plan to peak out in 8 weeks at 4 15 minute sets back to back. By then I’ll let you fellers know one way or another how I’ve progressed.

I don’t know what to say, congrats on your gains! Good job……… chicken fucker.

Hmmm interesting….

Well. let’s see, so far 39 people have added you to their ignore list df.

Wow, hows that possible lol. I wonder if I’m on somebodies ignore list.

I’m still waiting for the part about the chicken…..

I still don’t even know what the ignore list does!

Sure got my attention.

I take it he didn’t actually do a chicken? I don’t read posts that go from the top of my screen to the bottom and have no breaks.

I was going to have KFC for supper, but now I think not.

There is a lot wrong with this thread of yours, beyond the attention grabbing thread title.

Let’s review some of the highlights:

You don’t have a micro-penis. You have a large penis. It’s well above average in length and noticeably above average in girth.

I understand you may feel your dick is small; still, I want to clue you in: there are men on this site who would kill to have your ‘problem’.

To post this remark, given your stats, is the height of narcissism and insensitivity.

For guys who are well under the average your post just, well, sucks.

This may be your feeling, but it’s an irresponsible suggestion. You yourself have said everyone is different.

We have many threads on this subject, and many who swear by clamping, but it remains one of the most risky PE techniques.

You’re asking for trouble with this attitude.

It’s true you cannot fatigue the penis like a muscle, but you most certainly can fatigue the tissue and the erection apparatus.

Let’s look at your plan:

Do that.

Your impatience and overload tactics will likely make Pfizer very happy.

You’ve been warned.

How can you NOt over-train your dick ? I do manual stretching and sometimes I over-do it and can’t get erections for a day or two. How about I come over to your place and stretch your wang for you ? I’m pretty sure you will agree by the end of my session that you can OVER-TRAIN your penis.

Ok thanks guys

I in no way will endorse this thread. I believe this is foolish and simply irresponsible especially threading it for many newbies who want the overnight beanstalk to read. Wait till your erections become weak. The only reason I opened the thread is because of the title. I wanted to know who the hell was the dumb fuck was who fucked a chicken. A lot of the vets do every thing possible to protect the newbies from injury then we get a dangling fury.

I would answer that, but well, you know :whatever:

I bet he thinks I’m kidding, which I am, but I’m not telling him that :gulp: