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Ever been caught in the act?

I do it after everybody goes to bed. Only my cat knows whats going on and she is more interested in eating cat food.

I’ve been caught in the act of stretching, but never jelqing.


Start: 1-31-05 BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5

10-18-05 BPEL: 8 EG: 5.2

First Goal: 8 x 5.5 Final Goal: 8.5 x 6

Almost got caught yesterday. First time in over two years, so it’s not too bad. I do my PE early in the morning before anyone gets up, 4 a.m. I was about 10 minutes into my jelqing and I heard my wife walking around upstairs. I figured she’d just use the bathroom upstairs and go back to bed. For some reason, I didn’t hear her coming down the steps. All of a sudden, she knocked on the door to use the bathroom. Cleaned up read quick and jumped in the shower, unlocked the door. Luckily, she’s usually pretty oblivious that early in the morning.

Originally Posted by jGman
Almost got caught yesterday. First time in over two years, so it’s not too bad. I do my PE early in the morning before anyone gets up, 4 a.m. I was about 10 minutes into my jelqing and I heard my wife walking around upstairs. I figured she’d just use the bathroom upstairs and go back to bed. For some reason, I didn’t hear her coming down the steps. All of a sudden, she knocked on the door to use the bathroom. Cleaned up read quick and jumped in the shower, unlocked the door. Luckily, she’s usually pretty oblivious that early in the morning.

So I am assuming your wife is not aware of your PE routine? And if so would she disaprove?

This is a repeat I know, oh well

I’ve been doing PE off and on for a while and I haven’t gotten caught but with my luck I’m going to at least a few times. Right now my girlfriend does not know about it and since she never goes down there, I’m hoping when she does again that she will be amazed a my huge unit.


Start date 12-10-05 Old: NBPEL - 4.5" BPEL - 5.75" EG - 4.625" Current: NBPEL - 5" BPEL - 6.25" EG - 5.1" Goal: NBPEL - 7.5" BPEL - 8.25 EG - 6.00" - I want a big floppy donkey dick!

Originally Posted by Tragedy
I’ve gotten alot of knock’s at the bathroom door with the “What are you doing in there?” yell.

I’ve been in the same situation numerous times. I’ve also had people burst into my room and have had to cover up VERY quickly.

My door used to not close so I would stack my boots and 45 pound plates in front of my door to jelq. God that sucked, people would throw that door open and give me just enough time to pull up my pants and awkwardly stand there with vaseline on my hands talking about how I was just “working out”.

Thankfully I have a lock on my door now but it’s so flimsy I think someone might knock it off the hinges on accident one day. I hang now and do so in the morning but I never get any peace. Someone’s always twisting my knob (doorknob) and making me almost shit myself. I know for a fact that I’ll get caught one day, it’s inevitable. If it’s a guy I’ll just have to introduce him to the fun world of PE.


Starting stats- 5.9 BP Current stats- 7.5 BP, 5.25 EG, 8.13 BPFSL

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Here is one for you.

Laugh away boys,laugh away.

:rolling:

Yea kinda I guess this is stupid but..

so I’m sleeping with my girlfriend right?I start my exercise in bed after she went to sleep
When I was stretching she felt me move, it woke her up, didn’t start routine completely
But we had sex ,funny, I diddnt think it would turn out that way.
I also had to explain what I was doing , which was awkward. I didn’t want anyone to
Know but I had to tell her before she thought I was jacking off instead of having sex
With her,(would have made her feel horrible to think that she wasn’t that good)

Whom, Phasonbreath. The combo sounds trippy and slightly euphoric. Next time, just tell her your exercising to keep the quality of love up.

Originally Posted by nemisis
Never been caught, jelq on wood.

I think you have coined a terrific expression here, Nemisis: “Jelq on wood.”

One proviso, though. Don’t do it with a full erection, so they say…

Cdr.Blop


My Before and After pics -- .5" gain...

When my girl comes home from work and I’m up jelqing I just pretend I’m beating off. It’s funny being in a really cool and open relationship. I’ll be sitting there with my oil drenched dick in my hand squeezing the fuck out of it and we’ll be gabbing away about her night at work. Funny actually.


THEN: bpel 6.0 eg 5.0 bpfsl 6.125 NOW: bpel 7.375 eg 5.25 bpfsl 7.625

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OHHHHHHHHHHHKAAAAAAAAAy! So is she looking at you while you are jelking? Or is she in another room?

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