It seems my hanging days are temporarily suspended.
I had my wench, wraps, weights all laid out ready to begin a session and BAM! In walks the wife!!
BUSTED! with my pants around my ankles, literally!
I somehow managed to pull my pants up part of the way, but she could still see skin!
Then she walked around my desk and sees all my hanging gear all laid out on the chair next to me!!
I thought “How am I going to get out of this one?!?!”.
“Whats all this stuff?” she asks.
I replied “Oh, its for my knee”
“What do you do with it?”
“I wrap it around my knee and then hang the weights off it. It applies pressure to the ligaments” (I’ve got a bad knee and I wasn’t totally lying!)
“Really? Does it help?”
“Some days yes, some days no. It depends really.”
She then tried to wrap it around HER leg and of course it doesn’t go anywhere near around her leg!!
So she says ” How does it fit you if it doesn’t fit me?”
I though, holy shit, I’m screwed!!
Luckily, I attached my weight with a piece of double sided Velcro fashioned into a loop off the webbing, so I just grabbed the wench off her, pulled off the loop of velcro and then used it to fix it around my leg. It worked!!
I never get embarrassed normally, but she can tell that I am squirming like a cat on a hot tin roof so she asks “Whats wrong?”
“Oh, nothing, I’m just a bit embarrassed” I said.
“I just feel like an idiot trying this thing out from the Internet!” I replied.
“Don’t be embarrassed honey, thanks OK”
And then she says as shes walking out” I just thought when I saw all that stuff and you had your pants down that you hang it off your dick or something!!”
I just laughed and Thank God, she just kept on walking!!