Chicken Wings Speed up Penile Growth?
I’ve heard on some other forum (no link for you!) that Chicken Wings are the most awesome thing a man can eat, especially when combined with beer.
So, in the vein of Oatmeal and Celery, I now present to you some scientific facts.
I’ve heard from reliable sources that:
1) Eating Chicken Wings will make you far more manly than a chump that eats cauliflower soup.
2) Drinking beer will make you far more manly than a chump who drinks margaritas.
3) Manly men have massive, swollen penises.
4) Therefore, eating chicken wings while drinking beer, will give you a massive penis.
I suggest you follow the following routine, which is currently following:
1) Go to the pub, twice to three times a week, with your best buddies and have chicken wings and beer.
3) Penile growth!
-Borat, likes his “suicide five-alarm” chicken wings