I just got back from having Chicken Wings ‘n’ Guinness.

And I can honestly say that my cock (pun intended!) is twelve pounds heavier, and in fact works now as it’s own ADS!

The weight of my cock (pun intended!) is pulling itself down, giving me massive gains just sitting here!

I’ve already gained two inches!

-Borat, the man with the honey-garlic cock (pun intended!!!)