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I’m with grx ;)


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Mmm big fan of the old JD here, we have some bourbon in our local called “knob creek” it’s 50% vol, this shit knocks your bollocks off. But I love it.

£3.00 for a double, is semi affordable too. That’s like, $4.50 for you Americans out there.


Starting Stats: BPEL- 5 2/8" BG- 4 4/8" MSG - 4 4/8" - Jan 2006

Goals: Till Mrs. K, can't take no more. :rear:

Shit- here it’s US$7 for a single straight up, water back. And that ain’t the freight in a first rate joint like you see on ‘Sex in the City’- US$13!

Sounds like it may be time for a road trip- TT?


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

The best beer is John Courage.


originally: 6.5" BPEL x 5.0" EG (ms); currently: 9.375" BPEL x 6.75" EG (ms)

Hidden details: Finding xeno: a penis tale; Some photos: Tiger

Tell me, o monks; what cannot be achieved through efforts. - Siddhartha Gautama

One of the reasons beer acts as a supressor of the central nervous system is due, not only to the actions of the poisoning effects of ethyl alcohol, but also due to it’s being, basically, a tincture of Hops.

The phytochemicals present in Hops are basically downers. They slow your response times, dull your senses, and take the edge off of your nervous system’s sensitivity. These effects were well noted by ancient herbalists who have traditionally used Hops for headaches, pain relief, insomnia, anxiety, and etc.

Since the period of time leading up to orgasm corresponds to heightened nervous system activity, it should come as no suprise that substances such as beer would prolong the amount of time spent achieving that state.

Once I realilzed this I have used beer, quite effectively, over the past five years or so to ensure that I am capable of fucking the living hell out of a new girl on our first few sessions….you know the one’s, the one’s where you’re looking at her and how NEW and HOT she is and you’re practically ready to come in your freaking pants at the realization that you’re probably going to be able to tap it later!!!

My advice, however, is to lay off the massive quantities of light colored wimpy commercial beers for these purposes as the strength of Hops present in these beers is WAY lower than that found in darker beers. The dick numbing effects of 15 (!!!!!) beers is probably, in the main, a result of being poisoned by that level of ethyl alcohol. As you get older this level of intoxication can easily turn you from being a *stallion* in the eyes of your ladyfriend into a *failure* (because you lose your errection and try to keep fucking her with a poisoned softie)!!!!

If I drink 4-5 guinness, mackesons, or tetleys during the course of a first date- tipsy, but not reeling- then I’m good to go….and go and go and go and go and go…….

This past weekend I had sex with a new moxie chica for the first time. Drank 5 guiness. A little buzzed at point of insertion. No interference with errection. Banged it hard for 35 minutes straight. 21 year old girl. First time she ever came from straight sex. Gave me so many compliments on the shagging that it actually got kind of weird.

Last girl I threw a first time fuck into without a little beer sedative? Actually came as I was putting it in!!!! I pretend fucked her for about five minutes post orgasm and then rolled off. Drag.

Don’t really drink that much otherwise, but if I’m really excited about a new girl I now ALWAYS utilize the Beer Effect!


THEN: bpel 6.0 eg 5.0 bpfsl 6.125 NOW: bpel 7.375 eg 5.25 bpfsl 7.625

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"Right now our only hope is in the hydrogen bomb." - Charles Bukowski

Originally Posted by wantsmore
Last girl I threw a first time fuck into without a little beer sedative? Actually came as I was putting it in!! I pretend fucked her for about five minutes post orgasm and then rolled off. Drag.

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