1 Million or a Big Cock

The Money!

Tough Call. 1 million is not a lot of money. Properly invested it can ensure a stable economic future but it won’t really get you anything interesting. 10 million is enough to live off of and would be tempting.

However, if you had a bunch of money what would you be doing? Using it to get laid! Getting laid with a 3.5in circumference wang all the time would be psychologically traumatizing. In a monogamous relationship it wouldn’t be a problem because you could talk about it and learn to compensate but if I were rich monogamy would be the last thing on my mind.

The final question is, “how big”? 8x6 is nice but if there is a genie involved I want something memorable. 14x9, then you’ll have all the money you need doing the freakshow radio tours and extreme fetish porn.

Ditto.

I’d just like to add; given a genie and control of measurement stats, I would also like to have control over all other genital attributes(ie. erection angle, erection strength, refractory period, head size, flaccid size, vascularity, testicle size, etc) in my final decision.

Given those options, I would take the choice of a big penis even over a billion dollars.

This is how jaded we’ve become. $1M isn’t a lot of money in the context of certain lifestyles, like the celebrity or high roller lifestyle, or in the context of the top 5% of the country’s net worth, but it’s statistically a lot of money in precisely the same context that the 8x6 dick is a big dick.

These debates seem to typically revolve around warped perspectives. I think it’s something we all struggle with.

Here’s the nice thing about the big dick though; there’s no inflation. A million dollars definitely ain’t what it used to be. But the big dick is as good as ever.

I’ll take the big cock. I can find ways to make money. (Possibly with my new big cock!)

Fantom - That last line just killed me haha

I too would have to take the big dick. I think the size should have been reduced to maybe 5”x4” that way it’s definately below average, but not really small.

I’ll take the cock.

Big cock.

Million aint enough to make up for it, at all.

Big penis, even if the deal was a million and a 4 x 3 1/2 penis that you could do pe with, I would still pick a big penis.

The reason I would is 4.5’ in length would takes years and that’s if its even possible and 3’ gain in girth I think would be impossible.

So how much does Mandingo make a year? Any guesses?

I think he makes more from his Diploma. Pretty sure he has a business on the side.

Lex on the other hand would be making a bucket load from porn being the producer, director and star.

I will take a big cock over one million any day

I’d just take the money, be happy and get my life in order, while continuing to come here and get the other half of the deal! :D

Lol screw the money, just be like other greedy bastards and short circuit the stocks and make your pretty penny, and have a nice member to top it all off!

If I had to choose between my goal penis and one million dollars.. I don’t have to think twice about it the big cock!