1 Million or a Big Cock

I would wish for a bigger cock.

Id take the cock any day. You can’t put a price on the confidence that comes with it.

I’d take the big cock option.

10”x7” with a rockhard EQ of 10 whenever it gets hard.

:)

That’s a fair call I like that idea, after further drinking you may even convince him to raise the money more than $1 mil :D

Big cock for sure. Money is such a common thing in this world. There’s so much of it. But big cocks?

Now, if I could renegotiate, I’d prefer a magical cock instead. (I’ve thought this fantasy through pretty thoroughly)

The properties of the magic cock would be that whatever size and shape I decide it to be, I can kegel it to that size and shape with a few quick kegels, and I would also be able to control the hardness factor at all sizes and shapes. That way, the 6x4.75 would be just as hard as the 8x6. Or if I wanted to go 9x7, but make it a little softer on the sides, no problem.

I could go 7x5.5 and after 5 minutes of sex, kegel the glans up to a 7 girth, reduce the shaft to a 5.25 and put 1/4” ridges down the shaft (for her pleasure).

Maybe trick it out with extra up curve for G-spot stimulation. Or make it like those snowman looking dildos. Or give it mickey mouse ears when I’m sitting around bored. :D

The magical cock.

(Oh, and don’t forget vibration powers!)

I’d give up a half inch in length if I never had to pay taxes.

Cash. I can get big cock with PE, afterwards. :P

With respect to the current economic situation, I revise my earlier opinion and say: instead of a bigger dick, I’d like to have 50 kg of gold.

I would choose a huge cock over even millions of dollars!! Seriously!

Dude, c’mon…

That’s a no brainer. I’ll take the big cock.

But is it not great that we don’t need genies?

We have Thunders!

big cock please :) I’ll make enough porn to get my million.

Hmmm. I think you would have to be a bit more precise in your conditions here. When you say a Million, are we talking tax free cash option kind of deal, and when you say Big Cock, are we talking just bigger than you are now, or a dick that requires its own bed.

My luck it would be like the guy who told the genie he wanted a dick that would drag the ground. Then he walked away with three inch legs.

This. Would I be able to choose the size?

If it there was no reduction at all I’ll take the million but since there isn’t I’ll opt for the larger penor.

Agreed.

I would forgo 1 million $ for 1 inch in each dimension over what I’ve got now. Maybe even for less. That’s even if could keep current wang if took the mill. Then I’d focus on success in all the other areas of my life never having to think about dick size again. Hell yeah I take an addition 1”x1” over a million dollars.