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My Bib Hanger Adventure


My Bib Hanger Adventure

I thought that everyone who is into hanging might appreciate this. I went to the West coast recently on a business trip. I knew that I would have free time in the evening, so I thought that I would take my hanging gear. I actually packed three weight plates (15 lbs) in my suitcase. I agonized about whether or not to put my Bib hanger in the suitcase or to carry it on the plane in my computer bag. I remember a post by Bigblackstick (whatever happened to him, by the way?) where he had a similar dilemma. Well, I decided to carry it on in my computer bag. As you know, they Xray everything. I took out my laptop and put it on the belt and put my bag on the belt. I cleared the metal detector and waited for my laptop and bag to come through. They came through and I thought that I was home free until I overheard the Xray guy say, “What the hell is that?” I started to put my laptop in the bag in anticipation of a hasty getaway when another guy asked, “Sir, is this your bag?” I said yes and he asked me to bring it over to a nearby table. He asked if he could look in the bag and I said yes.

When he found the Bib he said, “What’s this?”

I said, “Its a medical device.”

He said, “What’s it for?”

Since I had already thought this all out, I promptly responded, “It is designed to correct a curvature of the penis.”

He looked at me with a serious expression and said, “Do you have a curved penis?”

I said, “Just a little.”

Then he asked, “What’s this hook for?”

I said, “That’s where you hang the weights.”

He got a shocked look on his face and said, “Weights! How much weight do you put on it?”

I said, “About 15 pounds.”

He said, “Holy shit! You mean to tell me that you hang 15 pounds off your dick to straighten out a curve?”

Up to this point, we had been kind of off to ourselves since no one else was near the inspection table. However, as you might have guessed, his last exclamation brought a couple of nearby security people over including one woman.

I thought to myself, “Oh shit, here we go!”

Apparently one of the inspectors who came over was a supervisor and he asked, “What’s going on?”

The guy I had been talking to said, “Jim spotted this thing in this guy’s bag.”

The supervisor asked, “What is it?”

Before I could say anything, the guy blurted out “He says it’s a medical device.”

The supervisor asked, “What kind of medical device?”

Again, before I could say anything the guy said, “He says it’s for straightening out a crooked dick.”

The supervisor looked at me for a second then looked at the Bib.

I glanced over at the woman who was smiling like a Cheshire cat.

Finally, the supervisor said, “We better do a wipe test on it.”

Surprisingly, throughout all of this I was very calm and did not get embarrased. Of course, the woman (about 50 years old and of Latin descent) came over and continued to watch. The guy took the cloth patch and wiped the Bib from one end to the other. He then put the patch in the machine to see if there was any trace of explosive material on the patch. The guy then asked me to take off my shoes and he checked them too.

After they determined that the Bib was safe, the guy said, “Doesn’t it hurt to hang that much weight off your dick?”

I said, “No, not really, but you don’t start with that much weight. You have to work up to it.”

He shook his head and said, “You’d think that it would stretch it out all the way to the floor.”

I replied, “No it won’t stretch it all the way to the floor, but it does stretch it.”

The woman, who had been totally quiet up to this point, became immediately interested and asked, “How much?”

I asked, “How much what?”

She said, “How much does it stretch it?”

At this point, embarrassment suddenly began to set in. After a slight pause, I said, “Well it varies from person to person.”

Undaunted, she asked, “Did it stretch you?”

I replied, “Yes.”

Insistently she asked, “How much?”

Now I really started to get red in the face, but I thought “Oh, who cares.”

So I replied, “A little over an inch and a half.”

She looked impressed and said, “Wow, really?”

I nodded and asked, “Can I put this back in my bag now?”

The guy said, “Yeah, sure.”

I walked away and thought to myself, “Man, I’m going to pack this thing in my suitcase on the way back.”

As it turned out, my Bib broke as I was starting my first hanging set. This turned out to be the second part of my adventure. It broke at the top where the wingnut tightens the hanger down. A piece of the plastic broke off, thus providing no surface for the wingnut to tighten on. I figured that I was screwed until I suddenly got a bright idea. “What if I got a big hose clamp that I could put around the Bib to compress it together?” So, off I went to Home Depot. I took the Bib with me because I wanted to make sure that I could get the clamp around it. I asked a clerk to direct me to the hose clamps, and after he left I proceeded to try and find one that would fit. After a few moments I figured out that I could bend the clamp to the shape of the Bib, but I had to run the end of the metal completely out of the crimper in order to get it around the bolts on the Bib. I was totally engrossed in this and was oblivious to everything and everyone around me. After deciding that it would work, I exclaimed, “Allright! This is going to work.” Well, you guessed it. There was a guy standing right next to me watching the whole exercise. Finally, the guy broke the silence and asked, “What the heck is that thing?”

I started to walk away and said, “You don’t want to know.”

I then went back to the hotel room and got a few sets in. So, for all of you hangers out there - PUT YOUR HANGER IN YOUR SUITCASE if you decide to take it with you on an airplane.

Happy hangin

ps. I e-mailed Bigger to let him know that the Bib broke. He sent me another one out immediately - no charge. It was there waiting for me when I got home. This is another example of what kind of a guy he is. THANK YOU BIGGER!!!


Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!

Last edited by jelktoid : 08-29-2002 at .

hmmmm....not an explosive device so....

Let’s see…screeners have made a woman drink her breast milk, so maybe you came out allright-can you imagine them making you show them how it works…ROFLMAO

That and an explanation of “an ancient Arab technique”….you’d be under the jail….

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Hey JT,

Thanks for sharing that embarrassing situation. Funny as hell to us now, but I don’t think you were laughing at the time.

Do you feel you were treated with respect while being screened or like you were processed by the USDA? I know these screenings have to be done and that most screeners are good at what they do, but some of them should not be in that kind of a position. I think the one that forced the lady to drink her own breast milk is out of a job, probably his supervisor also. And the airline will probably be a few mill short on the bottom line because of that incident.

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Your story is so funny. I bet the Latina is looking all over the internet right now to find one for her husband. :) She must have stared at your crotch and I am surprised she didn’t perform a body checking to see if you had any ‘dangerous devices’ attached to your body. ;)


Wow thats crazy but it sounds like you held your composure well.

I think I would have told them it was a medical traction device for
post-op penile surgery. You could have made it interesting by
telling them that after the surgery you had gotten smaller instead
of bigger, so the Dr. advised you to try this, and that it was working but that it was really painful. We don’t want to give them
other people any tips on getting bigger..

I have been Home Depot looking for gadget’s for PE before and people or employees wondering what the hell I was doing, oh well. You had a very funny story though, afterwords. N2

Yes, this was quite an experience. It didn’t take me long to realize that the guy asking me all the questions wasn’t too bright. This realization helped me to remain more composed. I have to travel regularly in my business, so in order to avoid future problems, I plan to put my hanger in my suitcase. I have 2 Bib hangers for that reason. If one breaks or get lost or (God forbid) confiscated, I won’t be out of commission. You know how the airlines lose luggage. I sent the broken hanger back to Bigger with the hose clamp still around it. I didn’t tell him about using it with the clamp. Maybe he will read my post and find out. Those of us who are dedicated to hanging will do just about anything in order to hang weights off our dicks.

Take care


Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!


It never fails to amaze me how damn nosy some people can be. Really you should be able to say - does it look like a weapon? Is it explosive? No? well piss off.

>>I said, “Its a medical device.”

>>He said, “What’s it for?”

what the hell has it got to do with you?

Unfortunately you can’t get away with that. Especially after 09/11 - i suppose you might end up in serious trouble.

I put my modified bib in my luggage on a flight and no-one said anything - but really for my own bib i would want to keep it better secured than that.

Personally i think if your going away for a week or two you should just leave the hanger and go to manual stretching. Just like weightlifting i think it does a world of good to shake up your routine once in a while.

ps yes i know the penis isn’t a muscle. Sheesh. :)

sorry for the rant but i have a problem with authority and people telling me what i can and can’t do. And also people being overtly concerned with private stuff that has nothing to do with them.

See Ya,


I laughed, I cried, I shit a brick. I find all aspects of life highly amusing. I know it wasn’t that funny for you while it was happening, but after the fact? He he he… thanks for sharing

Running a Massive Co-Front.

Hey Jelktoid!

Thanks for sharing that great story. You know, I bet that guy is trying to get his hands on a BibHanger right now! Who knows, one day he may get onto this board and may even reply to this thread!!!!!!! :chuckle: Don’t laugh too loudly, he might already be here!

I guess the positive side of this is that the next time he encounters one of these he’ll know exactly what to do …..

“Oh, it’s only a BibHanger! How many lbs are you hanging? Isn’t BTC a bitch……”

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"Pertinaciously pursuing a penis of preposterously prodigious proportions." What a mouthful!

I am still weighting for a post from the poor bastard that forgot and wore his ball ringer or ADS to the airport…he he he.

Running a Massive Co-Front.

Well, I'd like to say HELLO...

to all the new members from the airline security in that facility and that one 50-year old lady! Way to go, Mod Jelktoid!

Seriously, that weak area on the Bibhanger has been a concern of mine, also. I wonder if any others have broken there?

Bib is about a cool one, though, for sending out another..

Which reminds me……. are these suckers still in stock?

Re: Well, I'd like to say HELLO...

Originally posted by BusterHymes

Which reminds me……. are these suckers still in stock?

I hope so - I just ordered mine a few days ago.
(my first Bibhanger - awww, a little boy’s finally becoming a man)

close call!!!

hey Jelktoid, thanks for that story cause Im going on a trip this weekend and is planning on taking my hanger. I think I better stash it in my suitcase cause I could already see the expression on my wife face when they pull that hanger out. She doesnt know that I hang weights. She only knows that my dick is bigger and periodically get a confused look on her face after sex. I think the base of my dick is back to where it was before I stopped hanging so right now she has that confused look again. Tough job. I will only take 15lbs with me since I will have more time on my hands to hang. I will be updating after 1 month with my progress with this continuous stress method. I am expecting good results seeing that I am not experiencing any problems like I did when I first started hanging. Take care and happy hanging.

Jelktoid, that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I almost woke up the wife laughing. I guess it wouldn’t have been too funny it would have happened to me. Thanks for that great story.

That was definitely an interesting read. I have taken my hanger with me and hoped I would not be confronted with a like situation much less have it stolen from my luggage. Suggestion that Bib gave me for weight was to use gallon water jugs. You can buy cheap and can very closely estimate the weight. Worked out very good and didn’t make my luggage to over-weight incurring additional costs. BTW, I was going to use the same story if I was asked to explain my bib hanger.


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