The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS
OK guys, if you are like me you love your Wench. Hang some weight, chat with your buddies online, get a bigger penis. It is a sweet deal. But what happens when you want to go outside, or to (bless you poor bastards) go to work? I don’t want to take my Wench off, do you? I want it to keep making my penis longer. I want to wear it for hours and hours and get a really, really big penis. OK, perhaps I am a bit obsessive. But wouldn’t it be nice? Oh, and I don’t really have much more money to spend either. In fact, I only have lunch money. What can I do with lunch money and a Wench for all day penis pulling delight out of the house?
Wench as ADS
Have a Penimaster, Penistretcher, Jes Extender, or the like gathering dust in your box of PE memorabilia? I have managed to use my wench as an ADS comfortably for hours on end, a feat only possible prior to the construction of the Wench with my Circle Device (and then only after modification). I have 2 basic ADS solutions for the Wench, one is a Penimaster modification, the other possible with left over Wench construction materials and a few rubber bands. Both of these devices will work without a cable clamp once broken in. Until that time, one may successfully use a releasable wire-tie cinched up tight by hand to give enough pressure for the Wench to hold at ADS pressures instead of the cable clamp if one desires more stealth. In both cases you will want to investigate padding the grippers in your Wench if you want to be able to use the Wench without wrapping as an ADS. See the section on “Alternative Grippers” for a discussion of how to do this.
Wenchimaster: Since purchasing my excellent Penimaster, I have been unable to wear the device for more than 2 hours at a time. Nothing I try, nothing I do will extend that time. Additionally, the device is not particularly comfortable for me either. Adding a Wench has changed all that. I have comfortably and successfully stretched with my “Wenchimaster” for up to 8 hours now, and I am still able to continue after that time. What’s more, pissing with the device on is easy (couldn’t do that with a stock Penimaster either)! Just leave the Wench on, leave it attached to the Penimaster (or just rip the Velcro apart to separate the Wench from the Penimaster if you prefer) and piss with the Wench on. No muss, no fuss. All that is required for the modification is to cut to size and stick some left over “soft” Velcro from the Wench construction to the Penimaster tray. Make sure the Velcro wraps around the curved outer part as shown in the photo, square #1.
That’s it, the modification is complete. Now, all you have to do is put on the Penimaster base, put on the Wench, and just slap the Wench to the Penimaster tray. At first you may need to use the cable clamp on the Wench, or a releasable wire-tie, but you will find that once the Wench is “broken in” the clamps or tie will be unnecessary if you put the Wench on tightly. Either way, the Velcro of the Wench grabs the Velcro in the tray, and you are now stretching. This mod also works with my Penistretcher, and I imagine it would work with many other commercial stretching devices that good money was paid for but actual use proved less than possible.
Peg-Leg: Have no old expensive Peni-something? Still have that lunch money? Never fear, we Pirates have something way better for those not encumbered with a hundred dollar plus dust catcher. This is the real baby anyway. The Peg-Leg can be worn for hours on end, and out in public. With baggy pants, it is quite unnoticeable. It gives a fine all day stretch, is easy to take a piss with it on, and it is dirt cheap to make! What more could one ask of an ADS? I have spent hundreds of dollars myself for a number of ADS, and next to my Circle Device, this is the only one that works well enough to actually wear out in public. And I find the the Peg-leg to be the more comfortable and more stealth of the two. In fact, I think this is the perfect ADS, and it costs next to nothing once you have already built a Wench.
Parts shown in photo square #2:
1. A completed Wench
2. About 24 inches of Velcro, the same stuff left over from making the Wench
3. A few rubber bands - I like the size #64, 3 1/2 x 1/4 (that’s 88.9 x 6.35 in mm)
4. If your Wench is not yet broken in, you will want a 7” releasable wire tie
I paid $1.17 at Office Depot for a package of 110 #64 rubber bands - a lifetime supply. The wire ties must be the releasable type, and you had better practice with them before you use one - they are tricky. Have a knife handy just in case. I got a package of 15 black Releasable Tie/UV, 7” (178mm) at Home Depot for $2.97. If you have been hanging with your wench, you will likely not need the tie. If the Wench is new, you will likely need the tie for the first week or so. Try it without the tie first, and if the Wench slips then you will need a tie. If you use a tie, it does not need to be very tight for manuals and ADS. Just put it on loosely and snug it just until the slipping stops. Too tight will require you to take breaks to restore circulation.
Wire Tie 101 (from the Alternative Clamps section): For goodness sakes, only get the releasable wire ties. If you do not, you will have to cut them off. Practice with the wire tie first before you use it. There is a short learning curve with them. Once you get the hang of it they come right off. But until you figure out the technique, they will stay locked. So practice snugging them around something and releasing them until you feel comfortable with the process. Of course you can always cut one off it it gets stuck, but I would try to avoid that for what are, to me at least, obvious reasons.
Peg-Leg Directions: Measure around your leg just under the knee. You will be making a Velcro strap to wrap around this part of your leg, so this measurement is pretty important. You will need to cut one piece each of the male and female Velcro left over from the making of the Wench that is long enough to wrap completely around your leg just under the knee, and have enough more to grab onto itself - a few extra inches. My leg just under the knee measures 15 inches, so I cut my Velcro at 18” and have a 3” over wrap which Is about right. Carefully peel the backing and stick the male and female parts together sticky side to sticky side just as if you were making a Super-Wench for your elephant friend Joomba. You should have already had a good practice at this making your Wench, so you will be well prepared for lining up the two halves. If you don’t get them lined up perfectly, don’t sweat it - just trim around the edges with some scissors to make it nice and smooth. You should now have in front of you a long, thick Velcro “belt” with male on one side, female on the other. You have now completed the construction phase. Man, that was hard, eh?
Peg-Leg Assembly: Slide one large rubber band onto the nylon loop of the Wench, then put on the Wench normally. Slide the new Velcro leg-strap through the rubber band as in the photo square #3. Now, wrap the Velcro strap around your leg under the knee (soft side in please) with the rubber band stretched out on the inside of your leg. It should look like the photo square #4 - only perhaps a little less blurry and if you are fortunate less hairy.
Notice in the photos I am using two rubber bands. This increases the tension. More tension, more rubber bands. less tension, less rubber bands. I like the #64 rubber bands the best, but have found any size will work fine if you you have enough of them to loop together, double up and such. If one is too tight for you, loop two together to make a longer length of rubber band. Less stretch = less tension. Check your head every fifteen minutes or so to be sure it is not cold or dark. If the device is on properly, your head will be normal. Wear it under baggy pants and no one will know what you are up to. What I like is the tension varies as I walk or sit down as my knee bends. Just like a gentle massage…
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