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The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS

The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS

OK guys, if you are like me you love your Wench. Hang some weight, chat with your buddies online, get a bigger penis. It is a sweet deal. But what happens when you want to go outside, or to (bless you poor bastards) go to work? I don’t want to take my Wench off, do you? I want it to keep making my penis longer. I want to wear it for hours and hours and get a really, really big penis. OK, perhaps I am a bit obsessive. But wouldn’t it be nice? Oh, and I don’t really have much more money to spend either. In fact, I only have lunch money. What can I do with lunch money and a Wench for all day penis pulling delight out of the house?

Wench as ADS
Have a Penimaster, Penistretcher, Jes Extender, or the like gathering dust in your box of PE memorabilia? I have managed to use my wench as an ADS comfortably for hours on end, a feat only possible prior to the construction of the Wench with my Circle Device (and then only after modification). I have 2 basic ADS solutions for the Wench, one is a Penimaster modification, the other possible with left over Wench construction materials and a few rubber bands. Both of these devices will work without a cable clamp once broken in. Until that time, one may successfully use a releasable wire-tie cinched up tight by hand to give enough pressure for the Wench to hold at ADS pressures instead of the cable clamp if one desires more stealth. In both cases you will want to investigate padding the grippers in your Wench if you want to be able to use the Wench without wrapping as an ADS. See the section on “Alternative Grippers” for a discussion of how to do this.

Wenchimaster: Since purchasing my excellent Penimaster, I have been unable to wear the device for more than 2 hours at a time. Nothing I try, nothing I do will extend that time. Additionally, the device is not particularly comfortable for me either. Adding a Wench has changed all that. I have comfortably and successfully stretched with my “Wenchimaster” for up to 8 hours now, and I am still able to continue after that time. What’s more, pissing with the device on is easy (couldn’t do that with a stock Penimaster either)! Just leave the Wench on, leave it attached to the Penimaster (or just rip the Velcro apart to separate the Wench from the Penimaster if you prefer) and piss with the Wench on. No muss, no fuss. All that is required for the modification is to cut to size and stick some left over “soft” Velcro from the Wench construction to the Penimaster tray. Make sure the Velcro wraps around the curved outer part as shown in the photo, square #1.

That’s it, the modification is complete. Now, all you have to do is put on the Penimaster base, put on the Wench, and just slap the Wench to the Penimaster tray. At first you may need to use the cable clamp on the Wench, or a releasable wire-tie, but you will find that once the Wench is “broken in” the clamps or tie will be unnecessary if you put the Wench on tightly. Either way, the Velcro of the Wench grabs the Velcro in the tray, and you are now stretching. This mod also works with my Penistretcher, and I imagine it would work with many other commercial stretching devices that good money was paid for but actual use proved less than possible.

Peg-Leg: Have no old expensive Peni-something? Still have that lunch money? Never fear, we Pirates have something way better for those not encumbered with a hundred dollar plus dust catcher. This is the real baby anyway. The Peg-Leg can be worn for hours on end, and out in public. With baggy pants, it is quite unnoticeable. It gives a fine all day stretch, is easy to take a piss with it on, and it is dirt cheap to make! What more could one ask of an ADS? I have spent hundreds of dollars myself for a number of ADS, and next to my Circle Device, this is the only one that works well enough to actually wear out in public. And I find the the Peg-leg to be the more comfortable and more stealth of the two. In fact, I think this is the perfect ADS, and it costs next to nothing once you have already built a Wench.

Parts shown in photo square #2:

1. A completed Wench
2. About 24 inches of Velcro, the same stuff left over from making the Wench
3. A few rubber bands - I like the size #64, 3 1/2 x 1/4 (that’s 88.9 x 6.35 in mm)
4. If your Wench is not yet broken in, you will want a 7” releasable wire tie

I paid $1.17 at Office Depot for a package of 110 #64 rubber bands - a lifetime supply. The wire ties must be the releasable type, and you had better practice with them before you use one - they are tricky. Have a knife handy just in case. I got a package of 15 black Releasable Tie/UV, 7” (178mm) at Home Depot for $2.97. If you have been hanging with your wench, you will likely not need the tie. If the Wench is new, you will likely need the tie for the first week or so. Try it without the tie first, and if the Wench slips then you will need a tie. If you use a tie, it does not need to be very tight for manuals and ADS. Just put it on loosely and snug it just until the slipping stops. Too tight will require you to take breaks to restore circulation.

Wire Tie 101 (from the Alternative Clamps section): For goodness sakes, only get the releasable wire ties. If you do not, you will have to cut them off. Practice with the wire tie first before you use it. There is a short learning curve with them. Once you get the hang of it they come right off. But until you figure out the technique, they will stay locked. So practice snugging them around something and releasing them until you feel comfortable with the process. Of course you can always cut one off it it gets stuck, but I would try to avoid that for what are, to me at least, obvious reasons.

Peg-Leg Directions: Measure around your leg just under the knee. You will be making a Velcro strap to wrap around this part of your leg, so this measurement is pretty important. You will need to cut one piece each of the male and female Velcro left over from the making of the Wench that is long enough to wrap completely around your leg just under the knee, and have enough more to grab onto itself - a few extra inches. My leg just under the knee measures 15 inches, so I cut my Velcro at 18” and have a 3” over wrap which Is about right. Carefully peel the backing and stick the male and female parts together sticky side to sticky side just as if you were making a Super-Wench for your elephant friend Joomba. You should have already had a good practice at this making your Wench, so you will be well prepared for lining up the two halves. If you don’t get them lined up perfectly, don’t sweat it - just trim around the edges with some scissors to make it nice and smooth. You should now have in front of you a long, thick Velcro “belt” with male on one side, female on the other. You have now completed the construction phase. Man, that was hard, eh?

Peg-Leg Assembly: Slide one large rubber band onto the nylon loop of the Wench, then put on the Wench normally. Slide the new Velcro leg-strap through the rubber band as in the photo square #3. Now, wrap the Velcro strap around your leg under the knee (soft side in please) with the rubber band stretched out on the inside of your leg. It should look like the photo square #4 - only perhaps a little less blurry and if you are fortunate less hairy.

Notice in the photos I am using two rubber bands. This increases the tension. More tension, more rubber bands. less tension, less rubber bands. I like the #64 rubber bands the best, but have found any size will work fine if you you have enough of them to loop together, double up and such. If one is too tight for you, loop two together to make a longer length of rubber band. Less stretch = less tension. Check your head every fifteen minutes or so to be sure it is not cold or dark. If the device is on properly, your head will be normal. Wear it under baggy pants and no one will know what you are up to. What I like is the tension varies as I walk or sit down as my knee bends. Just like a gentle massage…

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"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

I have been wearing my Penimaster almost every nite and also cant wear it for more than 2 hours at a time, (in comparison to the Max Extender it is a lot more comfortable) and I havent taken the time to build my Wench and the supplies are sitting in my garage. Okay, Okay tonite after I get back from the gym I am making a Wench, after that I am going to build the Peg Leg.

Nice thread Steve

789


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Couldn’t think of anyone I would rather have break it in 789!


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Yes Steve my Pirate Pal, you did a beautiful job with the Wench as ADS. From now on the ladies will have to ask “Is that a Wench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Thanks for the great effort you put in.

—-Cap

A Wench in my pocket. He he. Cappy, now can you loosen the ankle chain? And perhaps a little gruel too? Or even some turkey?


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Stupid me, I forgot this link. If you have not yet built your Wench, get instructions - here. And what the heck have you been waiting for anyway?


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Well, it’s brain dead day for the old Pirate. Forgot this link to the Alternative Materials post too. I think I need a nap.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Steve, since you started this thread, I have something to share. (I’ve talked about this a little with Cap in private.)

My name is Ike and I’m a gadgetholic.

I’ve been messing around with some designs for a Penimaster-type ADS using the Wench as the dick holder. Attached is a picture of one concept. Maybe someone can improve on the basic idea.

This one uses a 5 1/2 inch length of foam pipe insulation, with two strips of industrial velcro attached to the top sides. I made a sort of mini-wench using the less intense 3/4 inch wide stuff, and then attached on velcro cord ties.

I wrap my dick with self-adhesive bandage or No-Hurt tape and then put on that mini-wench. Then I put my wrapped and Wenched dick into the pipe insulation, which is split along one side. Then I pull those velcro cord ties out as far as I can stretch my dick and then attach them to the velcro along the top sides of the pipe insulation. I wrap the whole package with velcro ties or adhesive bandage. I’ve shown both in the picture.

I don’t think it can be seen in the picture, but I cut a half circle in the base of the pipe insulation where it intersects with my scrotum. This allows the whole unit to bend down when wearing pants.

It does poke out some in loose pants. That’s not a problem during the Seattle rainy season (July 1 - June 30) when I’m wearing long Gortex jackets all the time.

Anyway, just thought I’d share where I am with this. I haven’t had much time to work on more designs with everyone hanging out here every day. Damn snow days.

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Ike, you bloody Stewart! What genius. Cappy knew about this and didn’t tell me? Must be another damn Stewart. I want one. OK, to me this seems infinitely better than the Wenchimaster mod offhand. I was trying to find some way to save my investment, but you have just blown that out of the water. Anybody want a used Penimaster? It would even help keep Mr. Happy warm, thereby helping to increase circulation. Oh Stewart. Steal my thunder will you? And with such a good, KISS design? Damn ye to Hell matey :cutlass:


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

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Originally posted by PirateSteve
A Wench in my pocket. He he. Cappy, now can you loosen the ankle chain? And perhaps a little gruel too? Or even some turkey?


You forgot to link Steve! No movies starring Johnny Depp for a week.

Steve, I just wanted to relate that I have been Peg Legging with a Wench (one of my harem) that is sized down from the normal 10” x 2” to a much smaller 5 1/2” x 1 1/2”.
What this does for me is make the use of a releasable wire-tie much easier, more effective, as well as render the Wench completely unnoticeable in a pair of loose pants.

No stoppin me now, fellas. Whoop….day id eeze! Whoop….day id eeze!

Ok smart guy, and the photos are? Actually, that makes good sense (duh, like it didn’t come from the inventor). But am I understanding you have no overlap on the Velcro, just using a releasable wire tie to hold it together? And are you using smaller grippers, or have you gotten rid of them completely? How dare you laugh at me for having a Wench in my pocket while you were hiding a stealth model all along. And hiding Ike from me. Oh, this is a cruel day. I have some advice for you Hook:

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"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Okay, listen here. I had no idea Ike was going to reveal his ADS until this very minute. We were speaking in private about it. I thought it deserved its own thread unrelated to this one when Ike perfected it, so unique is the idea.

As I’ve said Ike, I do think it is brilliant. I have toyed with one that I made in an effort to scale down the girth. The challenge is to find materials that lend themselves to the task - and I may have something. I figured you did too. And shit, there are only so many hours in a day and I’ve got other material to write before all my time gets ‘gobbled’ up.

For anyone who isn’t aware, Ike is of Scottish decent. The Scot’s invent cool stuff.

So it’s out there now. Forge ahead. On to glory.

(I still think Ike should have the honors of finishing it)

I just want to throw that basic wench-stretch concept out and let it slosh around in y’all’s collective brain buckets for a while — the idea of using straps to stretch out the penis and then securing them in some way, like I did with the velcro on the pipe insulation.

With wrap, the mini Wench is pretty comfortable. I’m wearing one right now with no ill effects. It may need some sort of gripping material on the wench. I’ve been thinking of trying some adhesive moleskin or other foot-fix material.

The bottom of the pipe insulation where it touches the scrotum is still not as comfortable as I’d like. My sack is pretty tight, so I’m particularly sensitive to such things.

I want to try the peg leg. I suspect that is a more effective type of ADS because it stretches the ligs more, while still pulling the shaft.

Yeah, sorry. It’s just so much easier to glom on to someone else’s thread than to start a new one. Didn’t mean to steal any, Thunder. I think that Peg Leg is particularly cool, since I’ve been trying to figure out how to use the wench as that kind of ADS and damn, there it is. I think in a few weeks or months we will all collectively devise a few simple devices that any schmoe can make and use effectively.

I think the Campbells might have allied with the Stewarts for the Mel Gibson/William Wallace wars. I think all the clans got their asses kicked during the Jacobian period, when I recall the instigator was a Stuart named Bonnie Prince Charlie. How embarrassing.

Great work, guys! I’ve been looking forward to this piece ever since I first heard mention of it. The only question I have is: do the rubber bands pinch your skin or leg hair at all? I imagine that could cause an awkward situation if you’re concealing the Wenchimaster under clothing, especially if you’re not at home or near a restroom.

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