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Water: The Ultimate Kegal Workout

I think I’m onto a winner with this one.
As some of might know, I would love to create a PE technique that would be named after me! So I’m trying to think up things.

So next in line is this!
I’ve noticed that every time I take in a huge amount of water, I have to make shore that I have a strong PC muscle - otherwise I’ll pee myself! But one time I was taking in huge amounts of water over and over and over and over again…. and I just REFUSED to go to the toilet and let in all out!! So I’ve got this dick full of pee and its trying to force itself out! [I really mean FORCE!]
I found myself battling to keep the wee wee in great dis-pare… it was mad. I eventually got to a such a state that if I dare let go of my PC muscle, I was DOOMED to piss myself!! For real!! At one slight movement even for the slightest attempts to relax my PC muscle - AND SPLASH!! WATERFALL! Out it came!! Noting could stop it!! [If you thought cum was hard, then try this baby!]

I took my first drink of water at about 10 in the morning [after taking a piss in the moring…] and I just kept drinking and drinking like a whole big bottle next about 12… then more about 2 or 3… another bottle about 5, again at about 7, [I fucking getting high on water!! - serious!!] and all this time, I refused to go to the toilet and I was holding it all in with my PC muscle. Although tensing my PC muscle was not important at about 5 hours or so after drinking my first water… after around 5 it really started to kick in… come 7 I was getting a little discomfort in my stomach - but I was determined not to let it slip! I was gonna hold it, I was [this is how I remember it] I was, I was, I was. But while I was drinking the 7 o’clock one, I just ran to the toilet man… dude, I’ve never seen nothing like it before in my life… I RAN!! Shut that toilet door and I remember taking deep and rapid breaths over and over again trying to undo my zip and pull my clothes down… I wasn’t making it!! Its so fucked up? How can you hold it for so long, but at the very last seconds its just impossible and that it just has to come out now! Its like your dick saying ‘THAT’S IT!! IT’S COMING OUT NOW I SAY!!” - ‘NOW’ - Fucking hell… those last moments for when your trying to pull it out for a piss, you know your going to pee yourself. In the last moments when I had un-done my zip and reached for my penis it just came burning out! It was like an un-controllable snake! [This is how I remember it!] Fucking piss came out like 1 or 2 seconds too soon… I just grabbed what I can and pointed it into the toilet still breathing hard… and just watching it…. and watching it….. just watching it….. fucking hell? Watching it…. Man? The water in the toliet ended up like 3 times it’s size!! Fucking hell.. I remember… it just did not stop! If I can put a time on it, I would say it was about 50 seconds may be 1 minute 5 seconds? It was long. I know may be 50 seconds don’t sound like its much… but have you tried it?

It took the piss.
Afterwards, there was this sensation on my PC muscle. I just took that dam piss and then stood over it just looking at this puddle in the toilet in amazement. I was frozen, just looking into it! I couldn’t believe it…

But one thing I knew… the PC Muscle has been worked out! I know that for sure.
Although I pissed myself a little, [well… you know…] I wouldn’t recommend this on a regular basis… just in about every 6 months or so to test out the power of your PC muscle… Man I was so high after taking that piss. It was like everything was at peace with me. My head was spinning a little too, felt kind of good… ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

I think I’ll name this: The MPP Kegel [The Marco Pee PE Kegal] - Catchy, isn’t it?


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

How about ‘The Marcoooooooooooooooooooooo that’s better…’


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:) Thats a bit long isn’t it?


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

This thread has my vote for being one of the most hilarious things I have ever read.


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Congratulations.

You’re the new Langemann.

Just so you know.. Holding your piss in for a prolonged period of time is a very good way to get a bladder infection. When you gotta go, it really is best to go as soon as possible. But hey, to each his own, right.


[5/22/07 - BPEL( 7.875) - NBPEL ( 7.1875) - EG (4.75)] [8/22/07 - BPEL( 8.0) - NBPEL ( 7.5) - EG (4.875)]

[12/22/07 - BPEL( 8.1875) - NBPEL ( 7.625) - EG (4.875)] [4/22/08 - BPEL( 8.357) - NBPEL ( 7.75) - EG (5)]

Goal: To gain that evasive girth I so desperately need.

I’m with Damnwork on this one.

While your idea is…novel, it’s really not good for you. Bladder infection is one problem and there are others.

There are so many ways to get a good Kegel (note the proper spelling) workout. And that’s for ‘shore’ (note the improper spelling: what we really mean is ‘sure’ as ‘shore’ is where sea meets sand).

But keep up the good work and keep posting. :thumbs:


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After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

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So my idea stinks? Oh well… so much for the Marco Pee Pe… back to the drawing board.

Originally Posted by Antistar
You’re the new Langemann.

Who is this Langemann?


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

You could try to do your kegels while you are pissing, but there`s no need to drink extra water or something like that, just go to the bathroom like usual and stop the piss flow 10 times x 5 seconds.

I’ve herd about that, but its been done.


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

Originally Posted by Marco_187
Who is this Langemann?

Ohhhh it’s an old hat joke. I’m just playing around so don’t sweat it. Nice to see you’re trying to ‘think outside the box’ even though I hate using such a cliched term. Cheers.

Originally Posted by Damnwork
Holding your piss in for a prolonged period of time is a very good way to get a bladder infection.

I very much agree with Damnwork. Holding the urine for longer periods of time, or stopping and then starting to urinate again, are both actions that certainly increase the potential for a bladder infection. My father is a nephrologist (kidney specialist). So while it may be interesting to test it out, I certainly would not recommend this as a constant routine as you can be sure to highly increase the potential for a urinary tract infection.

Ive peed for 1 min 10 second before I timed it :D

What I did was drink a whole lot of coke, its more effective in my opinion.

Phoenix - YOU BROKE MY RECORD!


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

(: I can’t pee for that long, I think my record is 35-40 seconds :( .


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