To Sleep, Perchance to PE...

Having browsed the forum for some time now, it seems there is a complete taboo over the suggesting of making any kind of PE gains during sleep. Obviously, there’s several common sense reasons for this: try using a Bibhanger overnight and you’d be bound to get up on the wrong side of bed in the morning :) However, I’m sure a lot of the reason there’s been limited pioneering in this front is that many of the grand Poobahs of this forum are married, and have no desire to clog up the conjugal bed with any kind of gadget.

Still, for those of us who sleep alone at night (*sighs*), there is certainly a wasted opportunity. What’s needed is a device that:

a) Stretches the penis at a light weight that could withstand a full night’s sleep
b) Is safely contained so that tossing and turning won’t damage it (or indeed, Mr Happy).
c) Can alter in pressure/weight, to deal with the inevitability of getting an erection.

Now, I’m no engineer but I’ve had a few rough ideas on the subject & I know a whole bunch of engineering whiz-kids who’ll help iron things out (provided I can think of a way of explaining it to them that doesn’t involve the word ‘penis’). But any comments/criticism/words of warning from you guys would be much appreciated.

Some of these guys here could give half a rats ass as to what their partners/spouses think. See “clk is ma name biotch”s’ pics. Why anyone would soil their relationship like that is beyond me….but, anyway. I think the MAIN concern and reason nobody does PE in their sleep…is safety.

Bucephallus, for me I am so obsessed with my penis during my waking hours I need some time away from it when I sleep:D From me that is a big statement as I imagine most people who know me think that the only thought that goes through my mind is PENIS ENLARGEMENT. The scarry thing is that it was once true. I had periods where my actual sleep was being sacrificied to put more time into pe. It is so important to me on a mental level to be done with my PE for the day and get on with the rest of my life. For me this is very difficult but important.

Safety Safety Safety!

That and the fact that I sleep on my stomach :)

The guys are right. I have tried on numerous occasions to PE while sleeping. Each time resulted in an injury or near injury. The main problem is that most every technique results in diminished blood flow to the glans. I tried the enlarger strap, the Bib starter and other methods, but always awoke in the middle of the night with a numb dick. Now, I PE during the day and stretch right before bed.

OR!!! Maybe you could hire a “little person” as is the politically correct term….to do this “nocturnal PE” for you while you sleep!!! Hmm…..where to find such a little person……

I know that I’ve seen diagrams for post-surgical weight systems. (For post-op phalloplasty.) Don’t see any reason why it shouldn’t be an option for folks who haven’t been under the knife. As pointed out, circulation is the key here. Low weights that can be kept on without cutting off blood flow are presumably the limit. That, or wake up every two hours to massge for 5 minutes before going back to sleep…

…a friend once told me of form of trance called “Yoga Niedra” (literally: Yoga Sleep) which the masters could perform. It was like sleep in that it was refreshing, but unlike sleep, the practicioner could hear and think while in the state. Supposedly, tests were performed in which the yogis were asked questions while in trance, and then answered on “waking.” They could also wake if asked to by a speaker, and so on. The tests were performed over a series of days, without the yogis becoming apparently sleep deprived or such.

Now imagine if you had this nifty ability what you could do with it for P.E. Somehow I don’t think this is a new idea. After all, yoga comes from the same school of thought as tantra…

LMFAO…I just saw Austin Powers…How do I create a Mini-Me?