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Privacy and excuses for PE


Privacy and excuses for PE

I am finding it increasingly hard to get down to a workout without my housemates knocking at my door, and wondering why it is locked or my girlfriend phoning me when im tryng to stretch or jelq. I am getting used to holding the phone with my shoulder and jelqing or stretching at the same time!

How on earth you american college students manage to do PE in your shared rooms, or you guys that live with their girlfriends/wives manage to keep it a secret? has anyone ever been caught PEing?

If I’m still with my girlfriend when I finish Uni, I will have to tell her about PE she would find out for sure if we are living together.

So what are your top excuses for disapearing for half and hour a day to the bathroom?


At home, I do my PE between 5 and 6 in the morning, before anyone wakes. I have been married since 20 years and have two minor kids.


I wake up about an hour before my wife, 5:30 am. probably not many college students conscious at that hour. BTW if married it is very beneficial if you can tell the wife. Nice to have a cheering section.

Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

Personally, I get up at 4am to do PE on days that I don’t have privacy. The wife thinks I’m working out.

So go to bed early and wake up early to PE……if your at college no one will be wake that early.


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I go to the office early every day so I have about an hours privacy for powerjelqing or wearing the penimaster. At home, I jelq in the shower and am only able to do about 500-700 strokes without having anyone notice that I am missing. Although I am going to tell the wife about the Penimaster this weekend because I want to wear it at nite after the kids go to bed.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Right now, I stealth PE (I want to get some results first before have W roll her eyes at me). I handle it by splitting it up over the day.

I get the majority of my PE done at the gym (which I go to over lunch) after workouts — I finish my workout, go grab a shower stall (heated water is unlimited which is nice) and jelq for about 20 minutes and do maybe 5 minutes of manual stretches. It works out pretty well, because I clean up and get my 5-minute warm up at the same time, then go right into the routine. Back at work I’ll do a little dry jelquing. On the drive home (about 25 min), I’ll do a little more jelqing, some squeezes or manual stretches (along with PC exercises).

Maybe once or twice a week, the wife will either go to bed early or will be out late, so I’ll have the house to myself for a short time. So, once or twice a week, I’ll hang for 20-30 min (over 2-3 sets) and/or pump and jelq.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way. May not be convenient, but it’s a matter of priorities and ability to balance it (PE) with the rest of your life. You might have to get up a little earlier or stay up a little later — you might have to go to the bathroom for 5 min at a time during classes to do a few stretches/jelqs/whatever… you get the idea. You’ll probably have to give up a little something to get a little something.

I dont see the problem ….to say
to your girl everything!

You can be very proud of PE, and share
this with her. Make her crazy, looking at you
while you PE…or ask her help too.
You can do some “warming” together in the shower…
you know, hot water is very sexy…

Your girl can be so excited about your PE GYM.
if you introduce her to your secret.

Be proud of you!
It’s your “special” gym. Tell her
you are very lucky to have known it
and that you are going to please her…
very much! eh eh eh eh


Tell them you have taken up meditation, leave a do not disturb sign on the door.

The "average size" is usually over-estimated. Small guys don't take part in surveys and big guys jump at the chance.

Girl claims she had a huge ex? Stick a spider in the bathroom or a mouse in the kitchen and when she comes out screaming ask her how big the spider/mouse was...

Its so sad - and I mean this sincerely - to see people have to hide anything from someone they love.

This is an ongoing debate around here and I’ve gone from a sortof “tell her gently” approach to a strong “just fucking tell her” stance. What kind of relationship must you have if you feel like you have to hide an activity that you see as being good?

I think I’ve become rather extremist in my opinion on this matter. I just don’t understand the secrecy. If its roommates, friends, or even a casual dating sort of situation I can understand it but…eh, you get the point.

Sorry, I just felt the need to vent. Back to the topic: no I don’t have any privacy tips.

"It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. " - Brian Eno

Let me just clear something up in my particular circumstance.

For me it’s not a question of whether or not I can tell my wife — I’m completely free to tell her. And I intend to. We don’t keep things from one another for long at all.

She’s totally open sexually, so there is no shame or disgust factor. It’s more of a stuborness/wanting to prove myself to myself factor.

In my situation I choose not to tell her yet until I have something to show for it. I kinda want to suprise her if you will. I just want her to look at me one day and say damn, your dick is bigger!

I also want to get better at technique and make some gains before I tell her. A: to prove to myself that it’s real and that I wont build it up and then have nothing happen (which would be a letdown). B: so that I can make most of my mistakes on the front end, so that I know what I’m doing when I tell her — as she’ll probably be quite curious.

If she happens to catch me or outright asks me it won’t be a problem… I actually look forward to telling her — it’s kind of a reward in my eyes for the work that I’m doing. Part of it is probably influenced by my bodybuilding endeavors. For me, there’s no satisfaction in saying, hey, my bis are up to 18” — I want them to notice on their own. I guess I feel like if I have to point it out that it’s not making that much of an impact…

Not sure if I’m saying what I mean, but maybe you guys get the idea of where I’m coming from?


I kept it from the wife for nearly a year. I had to first convince myself that it worked. then had to find the right opportunity to bring the subject up.

Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!


You might feel free to tell her, but guess what….next time she goes out with her lady-friends, what do you think is gonna come up?

The subject of sex, of course.

Women are, these days, hornier, dirtier and they know what they want.
If I were you, I’d keep it to myself for now, or, at least, until you see or hear a reaction from her. Then,…maybe…., tell her.

Make it huge....!

Uncut4Big / Mike

I agree with what Supersizeme has said, It would be nice for her to notice first, and I will at least wait for some results before telling her.

How did the wife take the news?


Wow! Thats great news luvdadus, Congratulations!

Good luck reaching your (or your wifes) target size (although wouldnt surpirse me if you had already!)




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