No More Jackin-Off for this Kid
I’ve been doing quite a bit of edging and jelqing lately and not much sex with Mrs V (she has a string hanging out of her) and I got a bit horney as expected. Well, last night after a great jelqing session I decided to reward myself with a little cum-a-roo.
Ahhhh, and how rewarding it was! However, when I got up this morning my dong was much less than impressive. It is skinnier and a bit shorter today than it has been. Not anywhere near a turtles head but just doesn’t have that “DANG” effect.
The last time this happened was a few weeks ago when I was edging and fell over the edge by accident. My weenie was not quite as proud for 2 days. Please note-This does not happen after sex with the wife. I don’t understand this but that is the way it is. I can fuck her brains out and she can jerk that thing off repeatedly and the next day I am still “The Man”. Something about masturbation though that really takes it out of me. Whatever “It” is.
Now I am not advocating that masturbation affects gains or anything like that but it does affect motivation and swolleness and a flaccid hang. At least as far as I am concerned.
The past month I have worn no underwear and have been strutting around in tight jeans sporting this year’s new model. Today however, I am just so-so about it. And like I said before, the last time this happened was the last time I jerked off.
No more for this kid. I’m on the strait and narrow. I will let Mrs V polish the helmet from now on……….
Cheers to you all. Do good things.